❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

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[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

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[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

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[pipers_son]

[Hey Saionji this is exactly who you wanted to see right]

And here ya were talkin' about beatin' me in a battle. Can't do that if ya keep losin' yer Pokemon and havin' strange stuff happen ta them!

[konpeitoqueen]

[OH, FUCK OFF.]

Someone else sabotaged me while I was training, or something! I couldn't do anything about it!

It's so unfair! I'll make them pay, stupid, greasy... [And she starts mumbling darkly while still staring at the screen.] I'll still be able to beat you! A little handicap of you arriving earlier won't bring back someone like me so easily.

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[bertall]

<sub>[Wait, he wasn't the only one who had a pokemon go missing recently? What the hell--

As much as he wanted to spend the day pampering the Vulpix-returned-Ninetales in his lap, this needed his attention. Don't worry Berik, he's still going to pet you!]</sub>

...Yours went missing last week too?

[konpeitoqueen]

[Who's this asshole? Whatever.] Yeah. My Eevee named Naoryuu. So it was a big operation?

Why evolution though? If they wanted to steal them, why didn't they keep the Pokémon?

Or maybe it wasn't a big operation, and you're feigning victimization to throw your scent off the trail.

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[neededlassie]

[...Yes, Shaun is going to approach, because she seemed upset and he wants to be a good person and try to help. He has his own favorite water-type, his ever-present starter Susie the Floatzel out with him, and Susie is going to dive into the pond as well to play with her new fellow water-type while Shaun goes up to Saionji (stopping a few paces back from the water's edge).]

Um... Do you want to talk?

[konpeitoqueen]

[Oh hey Shaun. She has been traveling with him for some time, so she's a bit... more... tolerant? Of him, at least.]

... [It doesn't mean he's immune to her ignoring him for a good half a minute before she responds.] Did you see anyone take our Pokémon? Did any of yours get taken?

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[exeggutorhead]

[Oh, so this happened to other people too?]

Are you hoping to get them to show up and confess? Because if you go around shouting your death threats over the network, it's harder to take the person you're after by surprise.

[...]

But if you do manage to catch them this way, you should broadcast whatever you do to them. I'd love to see it.

[No really he would, even if they did return his Ninetales he's still furious.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Obviously, unless they're a really lame person who just did it for attention, they're not gonna reveal themselves. Rather, this is probably a warning for anyone who crosses me in plain sight- or, when I do find them, for those around me who want to stay clean.

[EHEH.] I'm definitely planning on that! Same to you.

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[ She sees the video, but...this sounds like something to investigate in person, so Nanami goes looking, her Musharna held in her arms. When she finally notices the Petilil heading down the road, she follows it back to Saionji; Nanami can recognize most of her travel partners' rosters at this point. ]

Saionji-san...?

[ ...Wow that Vaporeon is kind of being a bully isn't it. ]

[konpeitoqueen]

[The Vaporeon will feign innocence and shiver, whining about its trauma! But yeah it's a huge asshole. Not like Saionji doesn't know. She's kind of encouraging it.]

Oh, it's you. [Have fun with bad-mood-half-mute Saionji!]

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[lieutenantantichrist]

[The feed comes up on a middle-aged man in the field just outside of Olivine. He's tossing sticks towards a Kingler who leaps and snaps them out of the air with its claws.]

You're an angry little midget, aincha.

[konpeitoqueen]

And you're a bored old hobo, aren't you?

[That kind of face just screams 'misguided antagonist character' or 'minor looks-mean-actually-kind parental figure'.]

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[babel_hacker]

You too, Saionji?

[So it's not just him and his Porygon-turned-Porygon-Z. And it's freaking him out with how...different yet still the same Fortran's acting.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[SHE'S ACTUALLY PRETTY HAPPY TO SEE YOUR FACE. THANKS FOR THE SWEETS]

Ehhhh? Which of your Pokémon got kidnapped, Big Bro Atsuro?

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[superordinary]

....What the hell? What kind of person would do that?!

[ ... ]

Um, is your Pokémon okay otherwise? He's not hurt, is he?

[konpeitoqueen]

That's exactly what I'm thinking!

...But yeah, other than the whole deal with getting kidnapped, Naoryuu's fine. But if he wasn't, I would be promising more than just a stoning right now!

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[imthe_shit]

[ hello again ]

A Vaporeon, huh? What's wrong with it? [ It looks cute and... Pokemon-y. Why wouldn't she want it? ] What's so good about... Umbreon?

[konpeitoqueen]

Umbreon is sleeker, and more mysterious! I wanted an Umbreon for dancing, but that's impossible now. Vaporeon is nice and all, but it just doesn't cut it.

[YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH NAORYUU. YOU NEVER WILL BE, NOW.]

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[beholdmydemons]

[ohhhhh god damn

> engage
> or not to engage



fuck]

Color me surprised. The loudest runt harpy has the weakest talons. [...] And the most delicate sensibilities.

[This is a terrible idea but fuck it he's in a fighting mood.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[Heeeeeey... she... wait...]

Who are you again? [Yeah, she knows who he is- no she doesn't. NO, WHO ARE YOU.]

They stole it from me, I couldn't do anything! Plus, I'm pretty sure you'd be angry if your plans get messed up. Or maybe you don't have any, because you're an aimless slave with no direction in life other than leech off people.

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[copycat]

Chill out.

[Kind of hypocritical coming from someone who could be a brat too.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Shut up. They stole my Pokémon, I can say anything I want.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Laughing at Saionji's misfortune.

Okay, he's done now.]

What sssort of idiot complains about their Pokemon evolving? So what if it wasn't your choice? It's better off now!

[konpeitoqueen]

[FUCK. IT'S YOU.]

What sort of idiot steals Pokémon just to evolve them and give them back?! I had plans for my Eevee, and now they're dashed! Just because you can't have a plan going well doesn't mean no one else can.

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[crackpotcrocker]

[Crocker's glasses gleam back and forth in the light before he states ominously.]

I'll see what I can do.

[konpeitoqueen]

Eheh, have fun with that, Mr Stickwart! Tell me if you learn anything- though, I won't be surprised if you don't find a thing.

[Action] OH BOY

[gardentrainer]

You're soooo cute!!!

[Jade hasn't noticed Saionji yet, but is crouching next to the pond where her Vaporeon is. Her Absol is next to her with her other Pokemon wandering close by.

Jade has a soft spot for dog and dog like Pokemon. She loves all kinds of course, but she somehow ended up with more dogs than anything else for now.] Isn't she cute Bec? I'll have to get some Eevees someday.

OHHHH BOY

[konpeitoqueen]

[Who is this girl why is she staring at me- IS THIS THE MEANING OF STAGE LIFE SAIONJI HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT? Naoryuu dissolves into water and leaps up at Jade, putting on a face as cute as possible.

...In the mean time, her Petilil actually reaches Saionji. And when she turns to look at it-]

HEY! HANDS OFF THE POKÉMON! IF YOU STEAL IT, I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE! [From behind, Saionji doesn't recognize the girl.]

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[enjoymyatelier]

[...okay even though he knows Dist isn't directly responsible for this particular theft he's going to have to do him an extra favor because this is hilarious when it happens to someone not him]

Perhaps you ought to have done a better job of looking after your Pokemon, hm?

[konpeitoqueen]

[GODDAMN THIS IS THE FUCKING WORSE DAY EVER]

Don't make it sound like I'm in the wrong here! They targeted me, and I couldn't do anything about it!

Better watch your own back, pig!

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[pinnedbangs]

[...Okay, so to say Rin was pissed about his dear Nuzleaf being turned into a Shiftry before they could finish training, was a huge understatement. It was supposed to be a huge celebration!!]

How long was your Eevee gone after he went missing? [Her threats did not seem all that threatening so. There wasn't much point in addressing them...]

[konpeitoqueen]

Around a week. [AKA, last time I saw him and now. Whoops.] Why'd you ask?

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[silentscales]

[The scaled man is looking curiously into the screen, with two Sevipers and an Ekans jostling for position in frame.] An Eevee doesn't just have one evolution, asks Gaskell?

[He's been too concerned with Snake pokemon to find out about many other types.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[...Who the fuck is this guy. What is with his skin, jeez, that is some bad dryness. Whatever.]

Gaskell can come ask himself, you know! And no, Eevees have seven different possible evolutions. I thought that was obvious to anyone with half a brain.