❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

VIDEO

[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

Comments

[babel_hacker]

[...Except he would eat those diabetic, teeth-rotting Western sweets!]

Hey, hey, they're not all that bad in moderation!

[Seriously, girl, some of them are quite awesome okay.]

But I'll make sure to pick some up the next time I swing by Fuchsia!

[konpeitoqueen]

Wow, you're only good for buying things, aren't you?

[ow] You should be glad I brought konpeito up, Big Bro Atsuro! Once you realize the true capability of Japanese sweets, you'll never give that Western crap another glance. And other than that, mochi, wagashi... the only good company back home was fukuwatashi senbei!

[She smiles at that.]

[babel_hacker]

Hey, I can do a lot more than buying things!

[He's not anyone's walking wallet!] Riiiiight, I'll have to see about that if I ever find any Japanese sweets around here. Or the Pokemon versions of them. But you can't diss Western sweets until you give them a try!

[konpeitoqueen]

[haha u funny atsuro you're everyone's damn wallet]

I've given them a try, alright. Never again! Took ages to scrap all the taste off my tongue. [Pause.] So if you're going to buy any real sweets, get to it! And watch your wallet, with quality comes the necessary price...

[babel_hacker]

[Wow are you saying you're dissing Tim Tams Tam Tims?]

Only just one brand? Not others, right? [Don't let one bad candy ruin the entire experience!] And of course I watch my wallet! How else would I have enough money to spend for myself and my Pokemon?

[konpeitoqueen]

All Western brands are nothing but trash, commercialized with addictive poison and fattening sugar!

Why else would so many Westerners be plodding around their fat, disgusting bodies? They start from young, selling candies and stuffing children like pigs for slaughter! Pigs, that's what they all are!

[whoa whoa what] I hope you see that sooner or later, Big Bro Atsuro. Then again, I've no use for hesitating fools that can't face reality.

[babel_hacker]

[Whoooooa there, girl.]

Just calm down! I'll let you know about it later. [Not that he really minds, but he rather not end a potential friend...ship (??) on a sour note.

There's a noise in the background, making him glance behind him.]

And I should get going, anyway! Pokemon calls!

[konpeitoqueen]

[EHEH. That scared him (in her point of view anyway) well enough.]

Okay then! Bye, Big Bro Atsuro!

[Mood changing 101 conducted by Saionji Hiyoko. Anyway, she hangs up before him.]