❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

VIDEO

[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

...Oh. I totally got that.

But why evolution? It's just a lightshow and a childish transformation!

[pipers_son]

Ya sure?

[konpeitoqueen]

What else could it be? Tell me!

[she doesn't understand the concept of metamorphosis, excuse her]

[pipers_son]

Weren't ya listenin' when I said it's supposed ta make 'em stronger? I mean- ya ever hear of this thing called Magikarp?

[konpeitoqueen]

Well... yeah, it makes them stronger. And they want to see evolution. But isn't it common knowledge?

Unless they want to see how evolution makes them stronger. [?????????? how would you do that though]

[pipers_son]

Maybe, maybe. Sounds like stuff that's too smart for me, honestly.

Then again, if they're runnin' around like they are and the police haven't done anythin' ta get them, maybe they're smart enough ta figure out that kinda thing.

[konpeitoqueen]

[Not her division, either.]

How do you study something like that? It's something that just happens, right?

[pipers_son]

Well there has ta be some way, right? "Just happens" is what I'd tell ya about anythin', especially with some of this fancy stuff like the 'Gears. Smart person could probably tell ya, 'tho.

[konpeitoqueen]

Yeah, I should've expected someone like you couldn't answer me.

[pipers_son]

Well, ya don't have a clue either.

[konpeitoqueen]

But you've been here longer, so you have no excuse.

[pipers_son]

Me bein' here fer a few months more ain't gonna make me a scientist, Hiyo.

[konpeitoqueen]

But you should know more about Pokémon!

[...Crickets.] Whatever, I'd figured it would be a waste of time, talking to you. See you, or hopefully not!

[Turn off the Gear?
>Yes
>No]