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❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

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[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

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[Hey Saionji this is exactly who you wanted to see right]

And here ya were talkin' about beatin' me in a battle. Can't do that if ya keep losin' yer Pokemon and havin' strange stuff happen ta them!

_{[Wait, he wasn't the only one who had a pokemon go missing recently? What the hell--

As much as he wanted to spend the day pampering the Vulpix-returned-Ninetales in his lap, this needed his attention. Don't worry Berik, he's still going to pet you!]}

...Yours went missing last week too?

[...Yes, Shaun is going to approach, because she seemed upset and he wants to be a good person and try to help. He has his own favorite water-type, his ever-present starter Susie the Floatzel out with him, and Susie is going to dive into the pond as well to play with her new fellow water-type while Shaun goes up to Saionji (stopping a few paces back from the water's edge).]

Um... Do you want to talk?

[Oh, so this happened to other people too?]

Are you hoping to get them to show up and confess? Because if you go around shouting your death threats over the network, it's harder to take the person you're after by surprise.

[...]

But if you do manage to catch them this way, you should broadcast whatever you do to them. I'd love to see it.

[No really he would, even if they did return his Ninetales he's still furious.]

[ She sees the video, but...this sounds like something to investigate in person, so Nanami goes looking, her Musharna held in her arms. When she finally notices the Petilil heading down the road, she follows it back to Saionji; Nanami can recognize most of her travel partners' rosters at this point. ]

Saionji-san...?

[ ...Wow that Vaporeon is kind of being a bully isn't it. ]

[The feed comes up on a middle-aged man in the field just outside of Olivine. He's tossing sticks towards a Kingler who leaps and snaps them out of the air with its claws.]

You're an angry little midget, aincha.

You too, Saionji?

[So it's not just him and his Porygon-turned-Porygon-Z. And it's freaking him out with how...different yet still the same Fortran's acting.]

....What the hell? What kind of person would do that?!

[ ... ]

Um, is your Pokémon okay otherwise? He's not hurt, is he?

[ hello again ]

A Vaporeon, huh? What's wrong with it? [ It looks cute and... Pokemon-y. Why wouldn't she want it? ] What's so good about... Umbreon?

[ohhhhh god damn

> engage
> or not to engage

fuck]

Color me surprised. The loudest runt harpy has the weakest talons. [...] And the most delicate sensibilities.

[This is a terrible idea but fuck it he's in a fighting mood.]

Chill out.

[Kind of hypocritical coming from someone who could be a brat too.]

[Laughing at Saionji's misfortune.

Okay, he's done now.]

What sssort of idiot complains about their Pokemon evolving? So what if it wasn't your choice? It's better off now!

[Crocker's glasses gleam back and forth in the light before he states ominously.]

I'll see what I can do.

You're soooo cute!!!

[Jade hasn't noticed Saionji yet, but is crouching next to the pond where her Vaporeon is. Her Absol is next to her with her other Pokemon wandering close by.

Jade has a soft spot for dog and dog like Pokemon. She loves all kinds of course, but she somehow ended up with more dogs than anything else for now.] Isn't she cute Bec? I'll have to get some Eevees someday.

[...okay even though he knows Dist isn't directly responsible for this particular theft he's going to have to do him an extra favor because this is hilarious when it happens to someone not him]

Perhaps you ought to have done a better job of looking after your Pokemon, hm?

[...Okay, so to say Rin was pissed about his dear Nuzleaf being turned into a Shiftry before they could finish training, was a huge understatement. It was supposed to be a huge celebration!!]

How long was your Eevee gone after he went missing? [Her threats did not seem all that threatening so. There wasn't much point in addressing them...]

[The scaled man is looking curiously into the screen, with two Sevipers and an Ekans jostling for position in frame.] An Eevee doesn't just have one evolution, asks Gaskell?

[He's been too concerned with Snake pokemon to find out about many other types.]

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