❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

VIDEO

[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

[SHE'LL FIND A WAY.]

You are scum, anyway, Mr Stooge. [WELL THEN] Look at Umbreon and Vaporeon! The former is sleek, silent, mysterious, and the other is just a big catfish!

I wanted an Umbreon for dancing. [Yeah.]

[pipers_son]

Oh, my poor heart, don't know how I'll live with that insult.

[This ass..]

Think ya could do some pretty nice dancin' with a Vaporeon. Just gotta be more creative, s'all.

[konpeitoqueen]

Yeah, yeah... but it's still annoying. And my Eevee was forcibly abducted, so he's obviously going to be traumatized by that!

[Actually caring about her Pokémon? Wow-] He's a gift from Big Bro Oowada, so I don't want him to be unhappy. [-and it's because of a human.]

[pipers_son]

[Good thing he held off on his exclamation of surprise that she gave a damn, then.]

Well, he seems just as angry as you, so it looks like he's all well and good on that front.

[konpeitoqueen]

True. I raised him from an egg just right! No use dwelling over stupid past events.

[YEAH, GOOD THING.] Did any of yours get kidnapped, Mr Stooge?

[pipers_son]

Nope~! All present and accounted for. A good thing, too, since we're gonna be goin' up against that Whitney lass soon!

[konpeitoqueen]

[Okay, she should really beat this Gym Leader soon, fuck...]

They really did single me out, didn't they? And plus, doing something as aimless as evolution without even keeping them... I'll really find those hogs and string them up by their feet for hours!

[pipers_son]

If ya keep sayin' that so openly, I doubt they'll want ta be anywhere near ya. You'll miss yer chance like that.

Still, can't much imagine they'd just do this all for kicks.

[konpeitoqueen]

It doesn't matter if they don't want to be near me. This world is only so big, I'll find them eventually.

This reeks of Team Rocket, but why would they return it?

[pipers_son]

Ya sure yer the only one? If ya are, then it's somethin' ta do with you. If ya aren't, then maybe there's somethin' else connectin' ya.

[konpeitoqueen]

...Well, actually, it sounds like the similar thing happened to several people. Huh...

So Team Rocket decided to be charitable and mass-evolve a bunch of Pokémon? Because if so, that's the most pathetically misguided thing I've ever heard of.

[pipers_son]

Well, there ya have it. Figure there must be some reason that ain't that. Guess we won't know unless they decide ta give us a speech.

S'funny, thought Eevees needed stones ta evolve? That'd mean they had ta spare some expense too.

[konpeitoqueen]

So it was definitely a deliberate act of some sort! I've heard someone else who get their Vulpix evolved, and those need a Fire Stone. So why is someone just wasting their stones for no reason?

[pipers_son]

Well there's probably a reason, we're probably just too bloody stupid ta see it.

[Yeah that's right, 'we', he's dragging you into this boat too Saionji]

[konpeitoqueen]

[That subconsciously makes her angry.]

This is so stupid! I want to know WHY! I hate this! [ARRRRRGH SHE WANTS TO NOT BE IN THE DARK FUCK YOU]

[pipers_son]

If ya wanna know so bad, why not hunt down one a their members? Don't have ta be the one who did the evolvin', just any ol' sad sap. That'd be a step in the right direction, wouldn't it?

[hi my name is joker and i am offering no help beyond suggestions whatsoever]

[konpeitoqueen]

True... do you know any Team Rocket members?

[hi my name is saionji and i'm taking those suggestions seriously]

[pipers_son]

[actually yes]

[but]

Why dontcha ask the police about that sorta thing?

[konpeitoqueen]

[Saionji is talking to like, two Team Rocket members at the same time and has no fucking clue]

The police would just throw them in jail, wouldn't they? Only the common folk know the ones running around.

[pipers_son]

I mean ask 'em what ta look out for and such. Maybe they got some clues. Can't get stiffs like that ta tell ya everythin', but ya can probably get some information out of 'em if ya pretend ta act like a decent human being.

[konpeitoqueen]

Oh.

Well, the locals here don't have half a brain, so it's probably not gonna work.

[pipers_son]

So yer givin' up already~?

[konpeitoqueen]

As if! I'm just gonna find one myself. Seeing how stupid they all are, it won't be look until one shows their face...

[pipers_son]

Clever enough ta steal yer Pokemon, looks like.

[konpeitoqueen]

[are you serious]

Not clever enough to keep them, or steals yours so you'd just shut up.