❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

VIDEO

[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

Comments

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Laughing at Saionji's misfortune.

Okay, he's done now.]

What sssort of idiot complains about their Pokemon evolving? So what if it wasn't your choice? It's better off now!

[konpeitoqueen]

[FUCK. IT'S YOU.]

What sort of idiot steals Pokémon just to evolve them and give them back?! I had plans for my Eevee, and now they're dashed! Just because you can't have a plan going well doesn't mean no one else can.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

What ssssort of idiot, indeed?

[He knows exactly who it was, but he's not sharing that.]

And judging from your Eevee, I would say it's proof that you can't have your plans go well either! Ssssso there!

[konpeitoqueen]

[FUCK YOOOOOOU]

Someone got in my way and sabotaged me. You failed without anyone even remotely trying to stop you because you weren't good enough to help yourself!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I would call being hit with a Thunderbolt from a Gym Leader, sssssomeone trying to stop me!

But that's beside the point! The point is that you made fun of my missssfortunes, so it's only fair that I return the favor!

[And he's just going to laugh now.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Hah! He just did it offhandly, like you were just a fly. And- excuse me?! You have no right to do that, you dumb pig!

For all I know, you had more hand in this than just laughing! So cough up, anything you know, you slimy criminal?!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I have every right!

[Notice he's not arguging about being swatted like a fly.]

And I had nothing to do with the disssappearance and reappearance of your Pokemon! Ssstealing Pokemon is beneath me, and if I wanted you dealt with for your insolence, I would have done something far worse!

[konpeitoqueen]

Do you have anything to contribute to this world? Anything that proves you're above me and therefore can say whatever you want?

That comes as a surprise to me- I could've sworn you're just as low as the dirt under my shoes. And as if you're capable of anything worse than a little prank if you can't even walk your plans through.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course I have things to contribute! Namely, me!

[Does he really have to say anything else?]

And the sssssame can be said of proof that I am above you! I am Cobra Commander, and that is all that needs to be ssssaid! Thinking of me as dirt will only come back to haunt you in the future! After all, both worms and ssssnakes crawl in the dirt, but one of the two is deadly!

[...that probably sounded better in Cobra's head than it did actually saying it out loud.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[fuck off u lil shit]

Yeah, I guess your level of pathetic can make even the most useless of slaves feel good about themselves.

Both worms and snakes crawl in the dirt, and I've had experience killing both. [Habu sake is great to make whenever you stop by Okinawa!]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I highly doubt that! But I, however, know full well how to deal with annoyances like you! Which is ssssomething you may regret to learn if you continue to argue with me!

[konpeitoqueen]

Yeah, yeah, keep saying that. I haven't gotten any repercussions from before! Are you holding back because I'm a little girl, or are you just a lot less than you say you are?

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Holding back? Of course not! I've merely had better things to do with my time. But if your continued annoyance is going to be a problem, then it's a problem I am more than happy to have ssssolved!

[konpeitoqueen]

You were the one who talked to me, so I highly doubt that.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I don't care if you doubt it or not!

[konpeitoqueen]

That's something someone who's losing an argument would say! And you should, because I tend to be right.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

You're not right! You're wrong! In fact, you couldn't be more wrong! And that's ssssomething I will enjoy proving to you!

[He'll just be revising his list now.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Well, I'll be waiting! Though I shouldn't place such high expectations on someone like you.

[She'll revise his face if she gets the chance. Really though, what does his face even look like.]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Like this.]

Wait all you like! You'll find out how wrong you were when you least expect it!

[konpeitoqueen]

[No wonder he wears a mask.] Feel free to strike anytime, then, because I really can't expect less than I already am now.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Fine then! I will!

[And he's hanging up now.]