konpeitoqueen | ❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

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[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

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[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

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[Oh, so this happened to other people too?]

Are you hoping to get them to show up and confess? Because if you go around shouting your death threats over the network, it's harder to take the person you're after by surprise.

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But if you do manage to catch them this way, you should broadcast whatever you do to them. I'd love to see it.

[No really he would, even if they did return his Ninetales he's still furious.]

Obviously, unless they're a really lame person who just did it for attention, they're not gonna reveal themselves. Rather, this is probably a warning for anyone who crosses me in plain sight- or, when I do find them, for those around me who want to stay clean.

[EHEH.] I'm definitely planning on that! Same to you.

[...Wow, kid.]

And I'm sure the culprit is petrified right now from how threatening you are.

[He sounds sincere enough, it's hard to tell if he's mocking her or actually complimenting her.]

[...He's totally mocking her who are we kidding.]

And where are you, exactly? Mine was stolen from Violet and returned there, but if you're somewhere else then there are more people that need to be tracked down and dealt with.

Yeah, yeah, save it for someone else. [That works for both complimenting and mocking, at least.] Violet? That's where I am. But more people say theirs got stolen, so I doubt it's just us.

Sounds like Team Rocket, but why would they evolve them and then give them back?

[That gets a laugh out of him.]

All right, if you insist.

[But he quiets down and listens more intently to the information she's got. Intel is intel, no matter the source, and he wants to figure this out.]

Team Rocket is what I've been thinking, and they're not usually too smart. Most of them are idiot natives who couldn't plot their way out of a paper bag. I don't know why they didn't keep the Pokemon, but did everyone else you talked to have theirs evolved?

I just posted this, so there's some who haven't replied yet- but I've got two other people besides. Ehhhh... one had a Vulpix evolved, and it's looking like a mess right now. Another implied the same thing happened, but they haven't gotten back to me.

So it sounds like Team Rocket. What, did they go 'let's go something nice!' and decide forcibly evolving Pokémon anonymously was the way to go?

And I had a Vulpix evolved, too...

[He huffs. This is so frustrating and stupid.]

There's no way it was just to be nice. Nobody would go to all this trouble for that, and evolution stones are expensive as hell. It must be something to do with the evolution and not the actual Pokemon.

Why would they want just the evolution? From all I know, it's just flashy lights. Are they years-late researchers or something?

How should I know?

Besides, I don't see how it matters so much why they did it. I'm just interested in finding them. I'm sure once I do I'll be able to get them to tell me anything I want to know about their ridiculous plan.

Well, that's true. Knowing how most villains here are, even if we don't lift a finger, they'll just come to us.

And when they do, I'll have their punishments prepared!

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