❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

VIDEO

[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

[...She understand that, though. Moving on- weird, how easily they can just move along after yelling.]

They're like the evil organization bring brought into a bad sci-fi film! Writing them into a story like this just means something is gonna go wrong.

With how stupid they are, though, they won't succeed much.

[gardentrainer]

[Jade is pretty easy going, and it's not like the other harassed her a lot like the trolls did.]

I think there's too many of us for them to really ever overtake. But I wonder if whoever evolved all these Pokemon is gonna try to do it again. That would be unfortunate.

[konpeitoqueen]

[As much as a shithead Saionji is, she's still human. And plus, there's less pressure and curses spewing from her than, say, anyone faced with the apocalypse of their world.]

It's a bit dumb and overused, that in all the stories, the hero always wins. I have a thing for books where the hero is perceived by the reader as a villain. [Oh god if she ever finds out that Komaeda liked a book like that too...] But this is a kid's story, so it'll probably be a clear-cut, lame Good verses Evil thing where good triumphs. Pfft.

[gardentrainer]

I don't think there's really a Good versus Evil thing here. There doesn't seem to be a real ending. We kind of just keep collecting Pokemon and doing things.

Like, there isn't really anything happen! We kind of just go about our business and sometimes stuff happens once in awhile. I don't know if there's a real way to win here unless you beat every trainer that exists here. Winning is kind of whatever you want it to be.

[konpeitoqueen]

Just wandering around without a goal... 'winning is whatever you want it to be'... it's such a stupid utopia, you think there's gotta be something terrible going on in the background.

[Utopia is never as it seems. Such is television shows and stories.]

[gardentrainer]

From how the Pokemon games went from what I remembered, there probably isn't as much terrible things happening as we like to think. It's a stark difference from probably your world and mine. Maybe there are terrible things happening, but things seem to be at peace for the most part.

[How does the government here even work man.]

[konpeitoqueen]

It is one of the first video games, though... all in black-and-white, with people wanting to brainwash children into thinking the world is great...

[Such a mystery.] Well, it's not like we'll know. Do you have anything good to say? Because I'm getting bored of you.

[gardentrainer]

The game is kind of ridiculous if you think about it. You go on some adventure by yourself and you're probably around ten.

You didn't have to talk to me. I just wanted to pet your Vaporeon because they were cute.

[konpeitoqueen]

Wouldn't all of them die in the wild?

Petting the Vaporeon who just got kidnapped! I had every right to check on you. [Hmph.] I can feel my IQ dropping just talking to you; I'll do myself a favor a leave.

[gardentrainer]

I was able to shoot rifles way before I was ten, so maybe not.

That's only because your skull is too thick to gain information probably.

[konpeitoqueen]

Oh, so a marksman? [Unfortunately, Jade, there are no rifles here.

And EXCUSE YOU] No, it's because your big, fat mouth just swallows all the intelligence around it!

[gardentrainer]

Yeah. But that doesn't really matter here since we don't have any weapons in this world. [Which makes her guess that hunting and gathering required Pokemon early on. Weird.]

You talk more than I do, so I think you might be talking about yourself!

[konpeitoqueen]

[BIIIITCH]

I'm the one qualified here, idiot! I've been so kind to lend you an ear for far too long! [GRABS NAORYUU OFF THE GROUND WHOA WHAT] I'm leaving!

[gardentrainer]

Qualified? In what exactly? Talking a lot? I know someone who was also very qualified and he was very angry and shouted a lot. [Oh man. She wonders what Karkat and Saionji would be like.

Actually. Maybe she doesn't want to.] Bye~!

[konpeitoqueen]

[BYE BIIIIIIITCH]

Shut up! [SHE'S PACKING AND LEAVIN U FOR REAL

at least, jade is nice enough for most of the venom between them to dissipate whenever they meet again]

[gardentrainer]

[Jade lets her leave, man. At least she hasn't set up passwords like she did with Karkat.

Jade doesn't think Saionji is completely terrible or anything, so she kind of lets it drop most of the time. Or maybe Jade is becoming a little troll.]