❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

VIDEO

[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

Comments

[Video]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Crocker's glasses gleam back and forth in the light before he states ominously.]

I'll see what I can do.

[konpeitoqueen]

Eheh, have fun with that, Mr Stickwart! Tell me if you learn anything- though, I won't be surprised if you don't find a thing.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Still not liking the nickname but still better than Crackpot. That's when Denzel jumps a little. Oh she just didn't ask him if he knows something. She did! Long drawn out crap face along with an eyetwitch. He's hesisant to answer that.]

... I was just going to find you another Eevee.

[Either stolen or newly hatched.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Oh.

[Welp.]

Lamer than what I thought, but sure.

[crackpotcrocker]

What where you expecting from me?

[konpeitoqueen]

Information! You seem like the type of character trope that somehow knows more because they're crazy. Guess I was too generous with my expectations.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Crocker gives her a perplexed look.]

Character trope?

[Before his eyes turn into a rather crazed look.]

I do! I do know who it is it's-

[Just then Ekans pops out of the Pokeball and wraps herself around Crocker.]

GET OFF OF ME!

[konpeitoqueen]

...Yeah, you suuuure know. [Obligatory eye roll.]

Well, do you have anything else to say, or are you gonna try to bore me to death?

[crackpotcrocker]

[Crocker can't talk right now, apparently Ekans had decided it is hungry and trying to shallow their trainer. The muffled screams of terror and Crocker saying 'Dist' are unrecognizable.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[Saionji's just staring incredulously now. What, are you serious?]

Wooow, you're so pathetic your Pokémon are trying to eat you? It really was too much for me to hope you could tell me anything useful, Mr Stickwart.

[IF ONLY SHE KNEW]