konpeitoqueen: (ill bash ur fookin ead in)
Saionji Hiyoko ([personal profile] konpeitoqueen) wrote2014-02-03 09:47 am

❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

VIDEO

[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]


When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]
lieutenantantichrist: (they want me to stand with them right?)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-04 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry kid, making somebody's dog into a fishdog isn't even a misdemeanor. Threatening to torture people, now...

[There's a loud crack and the Kingler holds up the broken stick proudly.]

Besides, what are you complaining about? You got a free evolution.
lieutenantantichrist: (all in the game)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-04 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell if I know. You'd need a whole new criminal code for these things. Weird kinda crime, though, doing somebody a favor. Like breaking into their house and doing their dishes.

Water types aren't so bad. They can be tough little bastards, like this guy.

[He angles the camera toward the four foot tall crab. It waves a claw.]
lieutenantantichrist: (you give yourself too much credit)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-06 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, a lot of them are a pain in the ass. ["Suspects have rights, Carter!" "You can't just break into somebody's house and punch them, Carter!", bitch, bitch, bitch.]

Dogs can't dance no matter what color they are.

You serious? That's the most pointless vandalism I've heard of since those hipster idiots went around knitting yarn around stop signs.
Edited 2014-02-06 08:11 (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (in this town we're as good as it gets)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-07 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Thank Christ I don't have to deal with the courtroom crap. That's what lawyers are for. [His brows knit.] What's an eight-year-old care, anyway?

It's not gonna look good no matter what. That's not what dogs are for. You're supposed to throw sticks for them, not try to make them tapdance.

Then people should keep a better eye on their animals.

[Damn it, you're not a cop here, it's not your problem, you don't need to get involved.

Blake sighs.]


How widespread are we talking?
lieutenantantichrist: (you're already calling me a cocksucker)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-08 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake bristles] Who are you calling a pig, you little brat?

They're not for tricks, they're for fighting. [He flings a stick a little too hard, but the Kingler leaps up and manages to snap it up.]

That's some weird crap. Were they all in the same area?
lieutenantantichrist: (how my hair look)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-08 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
You better watch your mouth.

[He grunts.] Dancing's a waste of time no matter who's doing it.

[Damn this for getting his attention.] Violet, huh...wait, the hell is a cone pay toe?
lieutenantantichrist: (don't get captured!)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-09 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I'm the adult here. I can talk however I want. [That's what maturity means.]

I hate to break it to you, but dancing and candy aren't culture.

[Speaking of dancing, the Kingler is scuttling back and forth, impatient for the next throw]
lieutenantantichrist: (what the fuck did I do?)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-10 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Western-- [All sorts of things crash together in Blake's head and don't add up.] You're blonde, kid, where do you think you're from?
lieutenantantichrist: (all these mopes in bracelets)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-11 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[real slow and patient] I hate to break it to you, but Japanese people have black hair. It's genes, or something.
Edited 2014-02-11 06:00 (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (I'm just a humble motherfucker)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-11 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Quit screwing around with me. Nobody has green hair except clowns and idiot punk kids.

[Now this brat's starting to get on his nerves. His voice is running out of patience.] Didn't your parents ever tell you not to call people names?
lieutenantantichrist: (pretend like we got a fucking clue)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-12 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's not just my world, kid, it's the real world. The one with the Phillies and lousy weather and Chinese food that gives you cancer. It's the only world anybody needs.

[Great, now you got him all homesick.]

Wait, you're some kinda orphan?
lieutenantantichrist: (they will view you as conflicted)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-13 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What is the-- [Blake's eyes bug out] Come on, you gotta be kidding me. Are you gonna tell me you don't even know about baseball?

I've had about enough out of you, brat. [Can Blake get Assholery Shards instead? He'd have more luck with that.]

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