Saionji Hiyoko (
konpeitoqueen) wrote2014-02-03 09:47 am
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❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]
VIDEO
[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.
Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]
When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!
[And, video off.]
ACTION
[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.
...Approach?]
[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.
Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]
When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!
[And, video off.]
ACTION
[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.
...Approach?]
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Pffft, as if I'd tell a greasy old man like you! What's the fun of saying everything all at once? [You need more Hope Shards, first-]
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I've had about enough out of you, brat. [Can Blake get Assholery Shards instead? He'd have more luck with that.]
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[Technically, Assholery Shards are Hope Shards too. Sometimes the Free Time Event is just them screaming at each other. But as long as you understand the other better, you get a Hope Shard! Even if the understanding is that the other is a fucking shithead. In any case, she's laughing slightly now.] 'Brat' is just a term used by old fools who can't understand that their places are being taken by the younger generation!
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[What if you understand that you hate this kid a lot?] How about you save the smart mouth til you can reach the counter without a stepstool, brat.
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Start talking sense! Elders are only good for their own wisdom and knowledge. If you don't have any, you might as well be useless!
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Really getting tired of that pig shit over here. Blake's lip is twisting into a snarl.] It means you're a goddamn child who doesn't know shit!
I got wisdom coming out my ass!
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Blah, blah, all talk with nothing backing your words! You have wisdom? Prove it!
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I'll show you, you little twerp. I'll do something so wise it'll blow your damn mind.
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You better not back out! People who can't carry out their own words are the most pathetic!
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Three- two- one-
[Blake hangs up.]