konpeitoqueen: (ill bash ur fookin ead in)
Saionji Hiyoko ([personal profile] konpeitoqueen) wrote2014-02-03 09:47 am

❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

VIDEO

[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]


When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]
lieutenantantichrist: (they will view you as conflicted)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-13 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What is the-- [Blake's eyes bug out] Come on, you gotta be kidding me. Are you gonna tell me you don't even know about baseball?

I've had about enough out of you, brat. [Can Blake get Assholery Shards instead? He'd have more luck with that.]
lieutenantantichrist: (how my hair look)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-16 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake stares at her for a minute.] ...I don't know what they're telling you in third grade these days.

[What if you understand that you hate this kid a lot?] How about you save the smart mouth til you can reach the counter without a stepstool, brat.
lieutenantantichrist: (happy now bitch?)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-17 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Angry Little Rock of Hatred acquired.

Really getting tired of that pig shit over here. Blake's lip is twisting into a snarl.]
It means you're a goddamn child who doesn't know shit!

I got wisdom coming out my ass!
lieutenantantichrist: (a life - you know what that is?)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-18 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah?

I'll show you, you little twerp. I'll do something so wise it'll blow your damn mind.
lieutenantantichrist: (it's the shit that happens)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-02-18 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Just watch.

Three- two- one-

[Blake hangs up.]