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❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

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[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

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[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

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_{[Wait, he wasn't the only one who had a pokemon go missing recently? What the hell--

As much as he wanted to spend the day pampering the Vulpix-returned-Ninetales in his lap, this needed his attention. Don't worry Berik, he's still going to pet you!]}

...Yours went missing last week too?

[Who's this asshole? Whatever.] Yeah. My Eevee named Naoryuu. So it was a big operation?

Why evolution though? If they wanted to steal them, why didn't they keep the Pokémon?

Or maybe it wasn't a big operation, and you're feigning victimization to throw your scent off the trail.

_{[a colossal one.]} I don't kn--

H-Hey! Wait! I didn't do it! W-Why would I do something like that to my own pokemon?!

Edited 2014-02-03 05:35 (UTC)

Weeell, you could be faking it and trying to act like my ally so I wouldn't suspect you! Just so you know, I'm not a gullible idiot.

[Teehee!] If I find out you're lying, I could skin you, or gut you, or boil you... or feed you to my Pokémon! And assuming you are telling the truth, what Pokémon of yours got taken?

I-I wouldn't do anything like that!

_{[.......oh sweet titan jesus.]} I'm not lying! _{[Reinerrrrrrrrrrr, send help.]} M-My Vulpix was taken from me, uh... Berik. _{[He shifts the camera a bit to show the terrified-looking Ninetails. He's been doing his best to calm him down.]} Why would I do something that cruel? He's my friend...

Edited 2014-02-03 06:00 (UTC)

O-oh, s-so all this s-s-stuttering isn't an act? You're either a big liar who's responsible and can't even act well, or a dumb fool. [Owch.

She knows what Ninetales are, at least.] Even your Pokémon looks like an idiot! Wow, that's an accomplishment. Considering Pokémon your friends, yeah, keep on blabbering.

_{[His poor, poor self esteem is in the double-negatives now.]} I'm not--I-It's not an act and I'm not lying! _[Bert.

And at least I care about the safety of mine over their appearances. _{[He pets the Ninetales' ears back in a comforting manner with a small frown. Out of all of the people he's met, why was this one so nasty? Jeez. Just don't listen to her, Berik! Your trainer still loves you!]}

Edited (shakes fist at html) 2014-02-03 06:34 (UTC)

So you're just an idiot? Okay, thanks for confessing!

[welp] Appearances aren't everything, but that thing is shivering so much, it's almost impressive. My Pokémon got stolen, and it's nowhere as bad as yours! It has no excuse. If it's shaken so much so easily, it can't do very well in battles, can it?

...I'd rather be an idiot than be someone like you.

_{[did she just--she did. it's so on now.]}

He does just fine. I'd just be thankful that you got yours back. I'm sure whoever took it could've kept it if they really wanted to.

And that is exactly why you're an idiot.

[IT IS SO ON. His reaction is amusing her more than anything, but she didn't expect him to steel up. Interesting defense mechanism.] I don't see why I should be thankful for something that's a right! In fact, I should just be angry it happened in the first place- and if they kept him, I would've just tracked them down and made them pay. Easy!

It just means people won't pay that much attention to me in the long run and I'm fine with that. Everyone would notice me if I was a small, angry little girl who threatened to torture people over the network.

_{[No one ever suspects the quiet guys!]}

What if you were outnumbered?

What's bad about everyone noticing you? It's just a side-effect that comes with being of higher status! I guess talentless idiots can't understand.

As if I'd be so stupid as to be stuck in a situation like that. I'd get allies before, duh!

I've never been of a higher status to begin with, and honestly I'm okay with that. I don't know what talent has to do with any of it though.

But, um... I doubt you'll have that many friends with the way you act.

Talent to excel in something and be of use to the world! It's got to do with everything. Well, that's respectable- a slave should know their place, after all.

Pffft, of course I don't! What is with the people here and their fanatic notion that friendship is a positive sign?

I'm not a slave! I'm a wa-- ...I'm a soldier.

Why wouldn't it be a good thing?

A soldier? [Oh, hold on, that sounds interesting.]

Well, for starters, what you all call 'friendship' is simply a bunch of weaklings plotting together against those rightfully above them. You are either an ally, or an enemy- no silly in-between, like friends sound like. Friends are supposed to call you out and stick to you at the same time, and that's just stupid!

The world is split- between those of noble origin and talent, like myself, and the lower class. There's no need to ally with those lower than me- you're better off as my slave.

Mm...

_{[He pauses to let her words sink in, then he moves his Ninetales a bit so he could draw his legs up to his chest.]}

You know, where I come from it's people like you that need people like me. Without soldiers, you'd probably get eaten because the monsters in my world don't care whether you're rich or the best baker or tailor in the world. To them, you're just food.

...You're even dumber than I am if you think that's stupid.

Are we in your world now? No, we aren't. This world sounds closer to my own; we don't have Pokémon, but we have humans, and we have hierarchy and society! If anything applies in the end, it's the current world, anyway.

[...Worlds like that exist, though... that doesn't sound very pleasant.] See? The problem with some people is that they're just stupid. You can't recognize that friendship is a weakness! As if I'd need to associate myself with any weaklings.

We have the same thing in my world, but I don't think the king has ever shown himself to people outside of Wall Sina. _{[Man, if this is how all nobles are--wait, Alfred's sort of nobility, isn't he?

He's frowns to himself.]} It's not a weakness. If it wasn't for my friend I don't think I'd have survived as long as I did back home.

I'd think you're getting 'allies' and 'friends' mixed up. They've allied with you and helped you, but they're gonna go around expecting the same, aren't they? And they'll just want more and more and more...

Or, maybe your world is just strange, and you're having adaptation problems! Get over it, then.

You're wrong.

_{[He trusted Reiner with his life, even if things were a little weird right now. How could anyone even suggest something like that...?]}

I think you're the one who's having trouble adapting.

[OH SNAP]

Humans stay the same- it's not like life is drastically different, like yours, we just have Pokémon and no death here. That's just even more excuse for humans to be selfish! No real consequences? We're just sitting ducks to anyone who wants to mastermind us into their trap.

I think the odds are that you'll be one of the few naive fools who get tricked first!

I think you'll be too absorbed in your own world that you won't even notice when you've walked into their trap if they even have one.

_{[Look who's growing a spine!]}

Or maybe you already did.

[She would be proud, if it wasn't directed at her.]

You've got no right to say that, you dumb pig! Maybe you dealt with monsters that everyone knew, but I've lived with monsters that put on human faces for years! If there's anyone here who knows how to stay away, it's me!

They don't need to eat people to be monsters. For all I know, you could be one too.

_{[Bring it, Saionji.]}

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i know that feeling

it's a fickle thing :c

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