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[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

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[That subconsciously makes her angry.]

This is so stupid! I want to know WHY! I hate this! [ARRRRRGH SHE WANTS TO NOT BE IN THE DARK FUCK YOU]

If ya wanna know so bad, why not hunt down one a their members? Don't have ta be the one who did the evolvin', just any ol' sad sap. That'd be a step in the right direction, wouldn't it?

[hi my name is joker and i am offering no help beyond suggestions whatsoever]

True... do you know any Team Rocket members?

[hi my name is saionji and i'm taking those suggestions seriously]

[actually yes]

[but]

Why dontcha ask the police about that sorta thing?

[Saionji is talking to like, two Team Rocket members at the same time and has no fucking clue]

The police would just throw them in jail, wouldn't they? Only the common folk know the ones running around.

I mean ask 'em what ta look out for and such. Maybe they got some clues. Can't get stiffs like that ta tell ya everythin', but ya can probably get some information out of 'em if ya pretend ta act like a decent human being.

Oh.

Well, the locals here don't have half a brain, so it's probably not gonna work.

So yer givin' up already~?

As if! I'm just gonna find one myself. Seeing how stupid they all are, it won't be look until one shows their face...

Clever enough ta steal yer Pokemon, looks like.

[are you serious]

Not clever enough to keep them, or steals yours so you'd just shut up.

Well a course they'd never steal any a mine.

What, they're so badly behaved even they can't stand them?

[That just earns a wink and Joker presses one finger to his lips.]

They're a thousand time better than yers, as a matter a fact~. But nah, none a mine fit the criteria that I can see! Mine don't need any stones or whatnot ta evolve. Far as I know, they just do it all on their own~.

Yeah, as if! I discipline mine well.

But I guess that makes sense... they're forcing evolutions through stones. So it's like they only want to see an evolution! Why?

And ya think I don't?

[ANYWAY] Well, what happens when a Pokemon evolves? Gets stronger and knows different moves, right?

I would be surprised.

Yeah, but Naoryuu isn't going to learn the moves I planned for him as an Umbreon! Uuuugh. I just gotta make do, I guess. I'll make the perpetrators pay, though...

Yer missin' the point, Hiyo.

If they took yer Pokemon but gave 'em back, it means they were only interested in the one thing, right? The evolution bit. Maybe they're tryin' ta figure out somethin' about it.

...Oh. I totally got that.

But why evolution? It's just a lightshow and a childish transformation!

Ya sure?

What else could it be? Tell me!

[she doesn't understand the concept of metamorphosis, excuse her]

Weren't ya listenin' when I said it's supposed ta make 'em stronger? I mean- ya ever hear of this thing called Magikarp?

Well... yeah, it makes them stronger. And they want to see evolution. But isn't it common knowledge?

Unless they want to see how evolution makes them stronger. [?????????? how would you do that though]

Maybe, maybe. Sounds like stuff that's too smart for me, honestly.

Then again, if they're runnin' around like they are and the police haven't done anythin' ta get them, maybe they're smart enough ta figure out that kinda thing.

[Not her division, either.]

How do you study something like that? It's something that just happens, right?

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