❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[bertall]

Even people of low birth can maintain themselves better than you can right now.

And|

<sub>[He pauses to search through his pokegear, then he hits send;

deservedit.png

He's so glad he whipped the camera up when he heard the commotion going oin that night.</sub>

It did happen in public...

[konpeitoqueen]

[FUu UUU UUU U UUCK

SHE CAN'T EVEN REBUT TO THE FIRST STATEMENT YET

FUCK FU CK FUKC]

DELETE THAT OR ELSE

[bertall]

Or else what?

_{[IF ONLY SHE COULD SEE THE LOOK HE HAS ON HIS FACE RIGHT NOW... He actually looks pretty darn proud of himself!]}

[konpeitoqueen]

[YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING PAY YOU LITTLE BITCH]

I'LL HAVE YOU PUBLICLY STONED

[...Tough words. Can she really carry them out, though?]

[bertall]

...That's not very noble-like of you, is it?

_{[COME AT HIM, SIS.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

NOBLES DO IT ALL THE TIME TO THE SCUM BENEATH THEIR FEET THAT WRONGS THEM!!!!

[COMING RIGHT AT YOU BITCH]

[bertall]

Are you sure you're nobility? Because the noble I know isn't that barbaric.

_{[CRIES FOR ALFRED AND/OR WALTER.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

I don't do it all the time but I CAN

[SO SHUT THE FUCK UP]

I am the FARTHEST from barbaric this is RIGHTEOUS PUNISHMENT

[bertall]

_{[NOPE CAN'T BE SILENCED.]}

I don't see what's so righteous about stoning someone over a picture.

[konpeitoqueen]

[SHUSH DAMN YOU]

BECAUSE YOU WRONGED ME

[Uh, she's honest?]

[bertall]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

_{[He is INNOCENT. So innocent.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

YOU TOOK A PICTURE!!!!!!!!

[she'll bash ur fookin ead in she swears on her grandmama]

[bertall]

You know there's a chance that I'm not the only one.

Besides it's not as if I'm taking it to the newspaper company and paying them to print it.

_{[u wot m8]}

[konpeitoqueen]

YOU'RE KEEPING IT STILL HOW CAN I TRUST YOU WON'T

I'LL JUST HAVE TO TRACK THEM DOWN

[HARPY SCREECHING SOUNDS]

[bertall]

It wouldn't even exist if you were just a little nicer at the party.

_{[MAYBE HE SHOULD SEND A COPY TO WALTER.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF SOMEONE DIDN'T THROW ME IN THE POOL RIGHT THEN AND THERE OUT OF MY CONTROL

[DO IT]

[bertall]

You could've ran. Or behaved.

_{[AND ALFRED FOR GOOD MEASURE because as much as he'd like to put it on the network, he doesn't feel like dealing with the backlash.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

YOU THINK I DIDN'T TRY

[To run. Not behave. No comment on the other statement.]

I'M SERIOUS DELETE IT OR ELSE

[bertall]

Or else what?

[konpeitoqueen]

[WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN BERT]

OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOU PAY

YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING

[bertall]

_{[But it's so fun.]}

...Why wouldn't I? You're nearly half my size.

<sub>[Shots.

Fired.]</sub>

[konpeitoqueen]

AEIOHFOIQW

[WHOOPS she sends an accidental keysmash text before she stops replying completely.

a+ bert, now you're gonna get called a pedophile]