❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

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[beholdmydemons]

Lop it off.

[pipers_son]

help and thorough cleaning?????

did you make someone else mad

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[konpeitoqueen]

can someone who actually has hair that looks good reply

[konpeitoqueen]

it doesn't get the smell out and it makes your hair curly

and no not someone else

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[lullabytes]

Is normal washing not working?

Why do you have Muk grime in your hair, Saionji-san? Are you all right? We haven't heard from you in a while.

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[beholdmydemons]

Can someone who actually has a face that looks good ask the question.

[artificialrose]

Oh no, you poor dear. I think I remember having to help a friend with this once.

If Muk goo is anything like some other unfortunate things I've had to deal with, you may want to try and get olive oil (or baby oil would work as well I suppose) and have it put where the grime meets your hair. Then you'll have to carefully comb it all out.

[konpeitoqueen]

it leaves it looking curly

[CASUALLY AVOIDS OTHER QUESTIONS]

[lullabytes]

Is curly a bad thing...?

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[konpeitoqueen]

can someone with actual sensible standards for appearance reply

[pipers_son]

pokemon count as someone else just so were clear

[konpeitoqueen]

[BLESS YOU GARRY]

finally an actual good answer!

at least some people here still have some sense

[konpeitoqueen]

yes

[Not the 'luscious looks' kinda curly.

Think '90s bed hair' kind of curly.]

what's been happening after prom big sis

[...other than the inbox thing.]

[konpeitoqueen]

well i was ordered to

you can't blame me for this

[...Ordered to? She may have let slip more than she intended to.]

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[beholdmydemons]

Can someone console that poor Muk as it's suffered a great blow to its integrity upon this day. What the hell did you do?

[artificialrose]

I've simply had to deal with this kind of thing before!

[He has seen some silly shit, man.]

Oh, but you should be sure to wear old clothing or something you don't much care for. It can get a bit messy! There's more you have to do, after all. Rubbing alcohol should get anything remaining out, but I've heard hand sanitizer can do in a pinch! Which makes sense, doesn't it?

A shower should clear everything everything up afterwards. ❤

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Have you not been checking the network...?

Naegi-senpai and Tsumiki-san are both in comas right now, like the kind Ishimaru-senpai went into that one time. Hinata-kun and Tsumiki-san are in Cianwood with me. I'm not sure where Souda-kun and Tanaka-kun are. Goldenrod, maybe? Kuzuryuu-kun and Pekoyama-san didn't let me know where they are, either, but they're travelling together so it's fine.

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[konpeitoqueen]

as if they deserve any sympathy

have you ever seen a muk nest you moron? they're the grossest! ultra gross SUPER gross

[NOT ANSWERING THE LAST QUESTION STRAIGHTFORWARDLY...]

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[konpeitoqueen]

[OH GOD WHAT]

DID

[pipers_son]

maybe not but i wonder what kind of person would make you dunk your head in a muk

{Totally trying to find out more whups]

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[konpeitoqueen]

WHERE IS PEKOYAMA

[Damn you, enter button.

Did you really expect her to accept 'oh kuzu with her so it's fine' as an answer?]

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[beholdmydemons]

And I imagine they cringed in revulsion at your approach.

[lullabytes]

I already told you that.

Saionji-san, take a deep breath. Everything that happened back then, replaying it here will do none of us any good. For any of us. No one is allowed to hurt anyone like they did ever again. That sort of thing, I won't allow it.

That goes for everyone here. So please think carefully and don't do anything rash.

[konpeitoqueen]

[Alright... calm down, Saionji. You don't need to ruin the Dangan reputation.

Again.]

okay

[A simple response.] but what does pekoyama remember

and i recall being in comas might mean remembering more things when you wake up

if tsumiki does that you'll stop her right

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[konpeitoqueen]

of course not

they latched all over me like gross old loli pedos

i had to fend them off myself you idiot

don't expect your experience to be the same for everyone