❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[bertall]

It wouldn't even exist if you were just a little nicer at the party.

_{[MAYBE HE SHOULD SEND A COPY TO WALTER.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF SOMEONE DIDN'T THROW ME IN THE POOL RIGHT THEN AND THERE OUT OF MY CONTROL

[DO IT]

[bertall]

You could've ran. Or behaved.

_{[AND ALFRED FOR GOOD MEASURE because as much as he'd like to put it on the network, he doesn't feel like dealing with the backlash.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

YOU THINK I DIDN'T TRY

[To run. Not behave. No comment on the other statement.]

I'M SERIOUS DELETE IT OR ELSE

[bertall]

Or else what?

[konpeitoqueen]

[WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN BERT]

OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOU PAY

YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING

[bertall]

_{[But it's so fun.]}

...Why wouldn't I? You're nearly half my size.

<sub>[Shots.

Fired.]</sub>

[konpeitoqueen]

AEIOHFOIQW

[WHOOPS she sends an accidental keysmash text before she stops replying completely.

a+ bert, now you're gonna get called a pedophile]