❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[bertall]

Or else what?

[konpeitoqueen]

[WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN BERT]

OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOU PAY

YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING

[bertall]

_{[But it's so fun.]}

...Why wouldn't I? You're nearly half my size.

<sub>[Shots.

Fired.]</sub>

[konpeitoqueen]

AEIOHFOIQW

[WHOOPS she sends an accidental keysmash text before she stops replying completely.

a+ bert, now you're gonna get called a pedophile]