❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Maybe if you asked a more intelligent question, you'd get better answers!

[...Did Cobra just admit to having half a brain or less?]

[konpeitoqueen]

[PROBABLY.]

not every question is a long pretentious speech on the human nature you know

simple concerns are essential, such as this is towards my presentation! you're just an idiot

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

How dare you! I am not an idiot!

[...yes, that's all he got out of that.]

You're the one with Muk grime in your hair, ssssso clearly you're the idiot!

[konpeitoqueen]

do you have proof for your argument? because i have proof for mine

and you're just a bigger idiot if you think all plans go smoothly! [Do you smell it, Cobra? The hypocrisy in the air?]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Proof that I'm not an idiot?

[Let him pretend to think about this one for a moment.]

Of course I have proof.

[konpeitoqueen]

show me

[SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE FOR A SECOND]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Ssssimple.

[Wait for it.

Wait for it.]

I'm not the idiot with Muk grime in my hair!

[For some reason, Cobra finds his own comment hilarious and is cackling like a lunatic at it.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[...]

i'm also not the idiot who got his plan ruined in a few seconds flat and got tormented by a little girl

by the way remember all those threats

have you even worked on them yet

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

If I was working on them, I certainly wouldn't tell you!

[No, he hasn't.]

But for the record, yessss, I am working on them! Sssso there!

[That's a lie.]

[konpeitoqueen]

that's the most pathetic contradiction i've ever heard

but since you said you wouldn't tell me if you were working on them

and you did tell me

so therefore you're lying and not working on them

[MODUS PONENS, MOTHERFUCKER

OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT WAS CALLED SHE NEVER PAID ATTENTION IN PHILOSOPHY CLASS]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It is not pathetic, and I am not lying!

[konpeitoqueen]

keep telling yourself that

whatever fuels your delusional sense of self-worth

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Fine! I will!

[konpeitoqueen]

well it's a good thing you admit you have a delusional sense of self-worth at least

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I am not delusional, you annoying brat!

[konpeitoqueen]

says the delusional person

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Weren't you lisssstening? I am not delusional! You're the delusional one!

[konpeitoqueen]

you're getting boring you know

[AAAND she doesn't reply after that...]