❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

If I was working on them, I certainly wouldn't tell you!

[No, he hasn't.]

But for the record, yessss, I am working on them! Sssso there!

[That's a lie.]

[konpeitoqueen]

that's the most pathetic contradiction i've ever heard

but since you said you wouldn't tell me if you were working on them

and you did tell me

so therefore you're lying and not working on them

[MODUS PONENS, MOTHERFUCKER

OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT WAS CALLED SHE NEVER PAID ATTENTION IN PHILOSOPHY CLASS]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It is not pathetic, and I am not lying!

[konpeitoqueen]

keep telling yourself that

whatever fuels your delusional sense of self-worth

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Fine! I will!

[konpeitoqueen]

well it's a good thing you admit you have a delusional sense of self-worth at least

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I am not delusional, you annoying brat!

[konpeitoqueen]

says the delusional person

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Weren't you lisssstening? I am not delusional! You're the delusional one!

[konpeitoqueen]

you're getting boring you know

[AAAND she doesn't reply after that...]