❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

i was near muk what do you think

[DODGES THE QUESTION YET AGAIN! This is a new record.

Anyway, yes, it ended on an... awkward note, to say the least.]

[babel_hacker]

Why were you near a Muk? And got close enough to get grime on your head??

[WHAT HAPPEN]

[konpeitoqueen]

those are inconsequential shouldn't you be smart enough to figure out i didn't WANT to be near them

[babel_hacker]

Well, yeah. Just crossing out some scenarios over here.

Did you piss someone off and they start slinging grime at you?

[WHAT ELSE WOULD'VE HAPPEN]

Did anyone tell you how to clean them out yet? I'm pretty sure some kind of oil would work.

[konpeitoqueen]

if it was someone slinging grime at me i'd have strung them up and shamed them publicly by now

but yes someone's already told me

[Bless your soul, Garry.]

[babel_hacker]

They could've sling and run, so you wouldn't see their face?

Great! It'd suck if no one told you. I wouldn't mind doing some research if no one answers.

[konpeitoqueen]

i would've sent in a report then

awww how nice big bro atsuro! not sure if i should take advice over my hair from you though

[babel_hacker]

Aw, c'mon! I can give good advice!

[Like 90% of the time!

10% is trolling. Percentages may change if talking to BFFs.]

[konpeitoqueen]

are you sure

just being older doesn't mean you can give good advice

[U SURE ATSURO]

[babel_hacker]

I'm definitely sure.

I might not look like it, but I've been taking care of myself for years since my folks went overseas for work.

[konpeitoqueen]

so you lived alone a lot huh

[Kinda jealous. Kinda not jealous, either.] but even if you live alone you could be acting like a pig all the time, you know!!! i can't judge just from that

[babel_hacker]

If I acted like a pig, my folks will never let me live alone! But I agree that you only have just my words to trust on for now.

But I know how to live by myself and do household chores, since it's easier to put my things away.

[So much tech stuff back at his house...!]

[konpeitoqueen]

[...As someone who never really had to take care of herself... she's kinda jealous.]

so what did you do for yourself? did you live like a hikikomori and make instant noodles all the time????

[babel_hacker]

What, no not like a hikikomori! I still go to school and even attend high school after finishing middle school.

[Thank you, mandatory education.]

I usually go shopping for groceries and learning how to cook for myself. Of course, I have instant stuff sometimes, but not always!

SHIT WRONG ACCOUNT

[konpeitoqueen]

so what did you cook for yourself? how did you cook?

[SUDDENLY, INTEREST]

SUDDENLY DEAD ASIANS?

[babel_hacker]

Normal stuff, like rice, miso soup, noodles and fish. Maybe meat if there's a special.

I normally use the frying pan, but it depends on how much time I have when I get home from school. But a lot of stuff I book are usually quick recipes.

sobs

[konpeitoqueen]

[...

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do you cook your own food when you're out of town here then?

smiles

[babel_hacker]

On the road? Yeah. My meals are usually a lot simpler for it, like sandwiches and soups. But sometimes I buy premade stuff from the stores if I can spare the cash.

a prophecy foretold by my name change tbh

[konpeitoqueen]

can you teach me how to cook then big bro

[WHOA OKAY WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

Do you want to take the arduous task, Atsuro? Who knows, your Social Link might come in useful in the future...]

does that mean dead asian apping

[babel_hacker]

[WHOA WHAT IS THIS

SOMEONE...ACTUALLY ASKING TO LEARN FROM HIM? It's not programming but whoa.]

Sure thing! I'm not the best cook ever, but what I know should be enough for every day life!

MAYBE ONE DAY

[konpeitoqueen]

Yay! You're the best, Big Bro Atsuro!

[SHE'S GONNA GIVE YOU ACTUAL GOOD GRAMMER 8DDDDD

what did you just get yourself into atsuro...]

Where are you now?

ONE DAY

[babel_hacker]

[A question he asked himself 90% of the time...]

No problem! I'm over at Saffron right now! Taking the train shouldn't be a problem for me.

but they're so tragic i should app them to an even more tragic game

[konpeitoqueen]

I'm in Ecruteak City! I'm not free now, but I will be by the 28th April, so we can meet at the start of May in Goldenrod City!

[SHE LEGIT WANTS TO LEARN OKAY]

but they deserve to be happy tho or sad-happy

[babel_hacker]

Great! I should be free around that time as well, so I can take a ride over by then or earlier!

[AS LONG NOTHING HAPPENS AND CAUSE A DELAY IN HIS TRAVELS.]

nah

[konpeitoqueen]

Okay then! I'll see you there, Big Bro!

[YOU BETTER NOT BE LATE/BACK OUT

NO FUCKING EXCUSES]