❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

SHIT WRONG ACCOUNT

[konpeitoqueen]

so what did you cook for yourself? how did you cook?

[SUDDENLY, INTEREST]

SUDDENLY DEAD ASIANS?

[babel_hacker]

Normal stuff, like rice, miso soup, noodles and fish. Maybe meat if there's a special.

I normally use the frying pan, but it depends on how much time I have when I get home from school. But a lot of stuff I book are usually quick recipes.

sobs

[konpeitoqueen]

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do you cook your own food when you're out of town here then?

smiles

[babel_hacker]

On the road? Yeah. My meals are usually a lot simpler for it, like sandwiches and soups. But sometimes I buy premade stuff from the stores if I can spare the cash.

a prophecy foretold by my name change tbh

[konpeitoqueen]

can you teach me how to cook then big bro

[WHOA OKAY WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

Do you want to take the arduous task, Atsuro? Who knows, your Social Link might come in useful in the future...]

does that mean dead asian apping

[babel_hacker]

[WHOA WHAT IS THIS

SOMEONE...ACTUALLY ASKING TO LEARN FROM HIM? It's not programming but whoa.]

Sure thing! I'm not the best cook ever, but what I know should be enough for every day life!

MAYBE ONE DAY

[konpeitoqueen]

Yay! You're the best, Big Bro Atsuro!

[SHE'S GONNA GIVE YOU ACTUAL GOOD GRAMMER 8DDDDD

what did you just get yourself into atsuro...]

Where are you now?

ONE DAY

[babel_hacker]

[A question he asked himself 90% of the time...]

No problem! I'm over at Saffron right now! Taking the train shouldn't be a problem for me.

but they're so tragic i should app them to an even more tragic game

[konpeitoqueen]

I'm in Ecruteak City! I'm not free now, but I will be by the 28th April, so we can meet at the start of May in Goldenrod City!

[SHE LEGIT WANTS TO LEARN OKAY]

but they deserve to be happy tho or sad-happy

[babel_hacker]

Great! I should be free around that time as well, so I can take a ride over by then or earlier!

[AS LONG NOTHING HAPPENS AND CAUSE A DELAY IN HIS TRAVELS.]

nah

[konpeitoqueen]

Okay then! I'll see you there, Big Bro!

[YOU BETTER NOT BE LATE/BACK OUT

NO FUCKING EXCUSES]

aw

[babel_hacker]

See you later, Saionji!