❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

Such a question! Just because you helped me once?

[Nah, nah, she's just messing with you... kind of.] But I'm SHSL Classical Japanese Dancer. That means I have to be careful! Having a position of such high power means you paint a big target on yourself.

[konpeitoqueen]

[FUu UUU UUU U UUCK

SHE CAN'T EVEN REBUT TO THE FIRST STATEMENT YET

FUCK FU CK FUKC]

DELETE THAT OR ELSE

[konpeitoqueen]

Just goes to show how much of a disrespecting Westerner you are, then.

And exactly what did I 'hit on'? I don't have any problem with forming the future. Just know that some things much be protected at all costs.

[konpeitoqueen]

i already got help

[SHE WINS!!!]

[konpeitoqueen]

those are inconsequential shouldn't you be smart enough to figure out i didn't WANT to be near them

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[konpeitoqueen]

[YOU RUDE LITTLE SHIT

except Saionji is littler than you, but still]

how DARE you laugh at me like that just because i got assaulted by Pokémon ONCE

these things happen out of nowhere you know!

[konpeitoqueen]

yes MUK the POKÉMON

i know you're an old man but you can't be forgetting ALREADY

[awesmazings]

[askjahdgkjhksdhgkj]

good, im glad. now youll know how to get it out when it happens again.

["when", assuming Saionji didn't learn her lesson the first time.]

[bertall]

Or else what?

_{[IF ONLY SHE COULD SEE THE LOOK HE HAS ON HIS FACE RIGHT NOW... He actually looks pretty darn proud of himself!]}

[konpeitoqueen]

[YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING PAY YOU LITTLE BITCH]

I'LL HAVE YOU PUBLICLY STONED

[...Tough words. Can she really carry them out, though?]

[bertall]

...That's not very noble-like of you, is it?

_{[COME AT HIM, SIS.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

NOBLES DO IT ALL THE TIME TO THE SCUM BENEATH THEIR FEET THAT WRONGS THEM!!!!

[COMING RIGHT AT YOU BITCH]

[bertall]

Are you sure you're nobility? Because the noble I know isn't that barbaric.

_{[CRIES FOR ALFRED AND/OR WALTER.]}

[lieutenantantichrist]

all you have to do is ask nice

[he's just sent that when he gets the rest of the message and recoils. He doesn't know what the hell a loli is, but pedo is pretty clear.]

What the fuck is wrong with you!

[konpeitoqueen]

I don't do it all the time but I CAN

[SO SHUT THE FUCK UP]

I am the FARTHEST from barbaric this is RIGHTEOUS PUNISHMENT

[konpeitoqueen]

as if i'll ask YOU nicely

why did you contact me in the first place if you weren't going to help immediately??? ew no one should be so buddy-buddy with me even if i know them!!! gross!!!!

[bertall]

_{[NOPE CAN'T BE SILENCED.]}

I don't see what's so righteous about stoning someone over a picture.

[text]

[enjoymyatelier]

I'm not laughing because of the Pokemon assault.

I'm laughing because it's you.

[beholdmydemons]

If you insist!

[And then this happens.]

[twinsanity]

If anything exists in this world that you aren't prepared to walk out on in thirty seconds or less, that's going to be what kills you, you know.

[pipers_son]

so if you didnt want to do it but you were ordered to do it but you werent blackmailed


was it a ~~~labor of love~~~

[artificialrose]

[Hey, he used 'may', he is excused by common etiquette, so there.]

[also shsl what. sounds important and probably foreign.]

I see... I'm sorry you have to live such a dangerous life, Saionji. I hope you can be safer here.

filtered;

[lullabytes]

No one is going to be trying anything funny...either you or them.

Are you travelling with someone right now? If not, be sure to check in with one of us every day or so.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Maybe if you asked a more intelligent question, you'd get better answers!

[...Did Cobra just admit to having half a brain or less?]

[lieutenantantichrist]

I was thinking that if you apologized for being a goddamn brat, I might tell you the one thing that'll keep you from smelling like a garbage dump for a month.

[His grip on the phone gets white-knuckled.] You don't just run around calling people fucking pedophiles, kid!