❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

OBVIOUSLY NOT

[Let the capslock be your answer, Joker.

YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE. KEEP PRESSING.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Well I don't really have friends per say

At least I don't make bonds and allies as casually as many people's definitions of friends

It gets too dangerous otherwise

[twinsanity]

"Little bitch"? Now that's creative. Come now, you can do better than that, surely?

Really, for one who claims to be of a higher station than others, you certainly talk like the dregs of society.

[konpeitoqueen]

[U WANNA GO

U WANNA MOTHERFUCKIN GO]

As if you have any right to say that! You're most likely a common, unrefined human being just hoping to mess with a little girl!

How pathetic! That people would actually stoop down to targeting someone like me...

[text]

[awesmazings]

muk grime?

what happened?

[text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[you know you would think people would catch on that she wouldn't answer that from all the previous messages

but hey it's jimmy]

i was near muk, obviously moron

[text]

[awesmazings]

[Well, sure, but he's not going to be nosy and read everyone else's conversations, geeze.]

...do you still need help, Saionji?

[twinsanity]

[Why not? It's been a slow day today.]

Oh, most definitely not - I'm the current head of a long-established noble family.

Not that I'd expect a horrid beast of a child like yourself to be able to recognize such a thing when they see it.

[konpeitoqueen]

no

i doubt you can anyway

your hair looks like it was ironed backwards by a blind housewife

[konpeitoqueen]

[NOBILITY FIGHT

I'M MORE NOBLE THAN YOU]

Excuse me? Well, I'm the heiress of the leading Saionji clan, the head of traditional Japanese dancing in the entire world.

What family are you part of, some Western trash that built its roots on the bloodshed and exploitation of others?

[...Tbh, all families kinda do that...]

[awesmazings]

[WOOOOOW EXCUUUUSE YOUUUUUU. You're lucky Jimmy's literally sunshine or this would be going in a different direction.]

hey, Im just trying to help out. youre the one who made the post asking

[konpeitoqueen]

from people who know how to answer of course

i mean if you got advice on how to launch a rocket from a bum it wouldn't be any use right???

so i'll probably only accept solid advice from mature people with good hair

[twinsanity]

An heiress, are you? Meaning that you have no real power, and any claim you may have will be rendered null and void as soon as you're..."taken care of," let's say - which you will be if you're going to be that naive about it, believe me. Knowing that you crawled out of what amounts to a mere troupe of stage performers does explain quite a bit, however.

As the biological son of our deceased matriarch, Veronica, I'm entitled to my power; in getting rid of the rest of those who would hold me back, including my father, I've earned it.

[awesmazings]

so what people do you know that are mature that have good hair? and whether you know them or not, what if they decide not to help you? you shouldnt be so picky about people offering to help

[You'll have gross muk-hair forever that's what.]

[konpeitoqueen]

You think I don't already KNOW that, idiot?

What I like most is trampling down the filth! I have the talents and skills for the role, much more than everyone else- and we are no 'mere troupe of stage performers', you uncultured swine! We are an integral part of the country's history and heritage itself!

I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand, though. There's nothing more disgraceful than those being born with less talent being jealous of those who do, and I hope you earned it with more than bloodline and disgusting slaughter.

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't, seeing how this world works.

[twinsanity]

Far be it from me to disregard history, but what you're talking about is antiquated at best. At worst? You're completely obsolete.

There are those more talented than me, of course there are. And I respect them as such once they've proven themselves to deserve it. But you've already hit on why I won't respect you - I know how the world works, and I supply it with what it requires.

Preserve the past all you want; my personal dynasty forms the future.

[konpeitoqueen]

well i should be picky if it risks the chance of ruining my hair more than helping!

they can give me all the advice they want, i'm not entitled to listen.

[awesmazings]

well then youll just have to live with muk grime in your hair

[pipers_son]

so you went through all that and didnt come out with a single thing thats probably worse than anything wow

[this asshole]

[artificialrose]

Too dangerous? May I ask why you say that?

[text]

[enjoymyatelier]

[ahahahahahaha oh my god

...well, she's had plenty of humiliation already, and he's not the sort of person to kick people when they're down unless he has done the kicking and by kicking I mean dissecting them alive.

...in any case, he has standards and is capable of being a gracious enemy.]

Hah.

Now may be a good time to acquaint yourself with the wonders of lemon water and vinegar.

[...and by gracious we mean condescending as fuck.]

[bertall]

Even people of low birth can maintain themselves better than you can right now.

And|

<sub>[He pauses to search through his pokegear, then he hits send;

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He's so glad he whipped the camera up when he heard the commotion going oin that night.</sub>

It did happen in public...

[babel_hacker]

Why were you near a Muk? And got close enough to get grime on your head??

[WHAT HAPPEN]

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[imthe_shit]

Muk? [ Snake wasn't sure if that was a typo or what. He'd not actually met a Muk yet. ]

[konpeitoqueen]

I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT!!!!!!!

[ARRRRRRGH]

SOME THINGS DON'T GO PERFECTLY