❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[artificialrose]

Well they meant it all in good fun. It was just very annoying. I'm glad they chose that instead of something harmful. Some people don't know when to hold themselves back you see.

Don't you have any friends like that who sometimes go a little overboard?

[konpeitoqueen]

Well I don't really have friends per say

At least I don't make bonds and allies as casually as many people's definitions of friends

It gets too dangerous otherwise

[artificialrose]

Too dangerous? May I ask why you say that?

[konpeitoqueen]

Such a question! Just because you helped me once?

[Nah, nah, she's just messing with you... kind of.] But I'm SHSL Classical Japanese Dancer. That means I have to be careful! Having a position of such high power means you paint a big target on yourself.

[artificialrose]

[Hey, he used 'may', he is excused by common etiquette, so there.]

[also shsl what. sounds important and probably foreign.]

I see... I'm sorry you have to live such a dangerous life, Saionji. I hope you can be safer here.

[konpeitoqueen]

[Awwww. What a sweetie!]

It's much better here! That may make the people soft, though. I mean, there IS still a huge criminal organization around.

[artificialrose]

Yes, I've heard mention of them... Team Rocket, isn't that right? I really do hope I never have to deal with such horrible people myself. I suppose there are always those sorts who want to take from others, but I hope we can still all live as happily as we can while we're stuck here.

[konpeitoqueen]

They stole and forcibly evolved my Eevee once! I'll never forgive them for that!

They're the worst, Big Bro Garry! Those who need to stoop to secrecy and schemes to overturn those above them are the weakest and more disgraceful of the human race!

[wow ok saionji chill]

[artificialrose]

[Hot damn, yeah, those are some words. Garry is appropriately sympathetic, however.]

That's positively dreadful. You poor dear, having to deal with such horrible people like that. I hope you never have to run into scoundrels like that again.

[konpeitoqueen]

At least you sound decent, Big Bro Garry. Maybe it's not too hopeless to have expectations for people to be at least sensible nowadays.

[CLINGS ONTO THE KINDNESS...]

...By the way, do you know a girl named Ib?

[artificialrose]

I'm glad I can make you think that! Everyone should have at least one person they like a little bit, and it's an honor to add to that number for you.

Oh yes! We're very dear friends and we're traveling together here.

[konpeitoqueen]

[GOD, SERIOUSLY, WHAT A SWEET

HE BETTER NOT BE A LYING CREEP]

Oh that's good! She talked to me before. She mentioned someone older named Garry, and, well, you know how people are with little girls! I suspected the worst.

If she's traveling with you, though, I guess I can let it pass. But don't change your mind and get any funny ideas, Big Bro!

[artificialrose]

You're not the first person to say that here...

[Dangit, he is a gentleman!! He would never.]

You have nothing to worry about. I'm with Ib to make sure that no such detestable person lays a hand on her. Besides, even if we weren't already good friends, what sort of gentleman would I be if I let a young girl wander around all on her own?

[konpeitoqueen]

Well, good, some people still have common sense.

[QUESTIONING PEOPLE FOR PEDOPHILIA IS ALWAYS ACCEPTABLE]

Well, she'll have to learn sooner or later! But as long as she doesn't say a peep about anything suspicious...

I'll be trying your advice now! Thanks again, Big Bro Garry!

[artificialrose]

Good luck Saionji! I hope the rest of your day goes better.