❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

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[ THUS THE DESIRE FOR THE PEOPLE OFF ON THEIR OWN TO CHECK IN... ]

Thanks, Saionji-san.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

If I was working on them, I certainly wouldn't tell you!

[No, he hasn't.]

But for the record, yessss, I am working on them! Sssso there!

[That's a lie.]

[konpeitoqueen]

that's the most pathetic contradiction i've ever heard

but since you said you wouldn't tell me if you were working on them

and you did tell me

so therefore you're lying and not working on them

[MODUS PONENS, MOTHERFUCKER

OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT WAS CALLED SHE NEVER PAID ATTENTION IN PHILOSOPHY CLASS]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake snorts at the screen.] Believe me, I'm not gonna argue with you there. The brat's a pain in the ass. That doesn't make him a kiddy-toucher, though.

[konpeitoqueen]

are you saying you don't believe me??? how cruel!!!

[Saionji is literally Wankgate

Right down to deetless namedrops that probably boil down to OP having a grudgeboner]

[enjoymyatelier]

No, it really is hilarious when it happens to other people.

[lieutenantantichrist]

How about you tell me exactly what happened. Start with, say, Kayneth.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It is not pathetic, and I am not lying!

[konpeitoqueen]

keep telling yourself that

whatever fuels your delusional sense of self-worth

[konpeitoqueen]

weeeell

[TIME TO MAKE SHIT UP PHRASE HERSELF PROPERLY]

i met him when i first arrived over the network and we argued because he was being a dumb pig. i could almost smell the stench over the gear! and then he just kept coming into my posts for some reason

[BECAUSE YOU DO THAT TO HIM, SAIONJI]

but the worst part is when he just happened to visit the Ecruteak Dance Theater while i was there!!! i'm not accepting any bullshit 'coincidence' excuse that reeks of lying, i'm sure he's onto something!!! ew gross i'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it!!!!!

[konpeitoqueen]

[She would agree IF IT WASN'T HER]

STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Fine! I will!

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake's starting to get a clearer picture here.]

Talking to you and being in the same room as you isn't assault. I mean has he tried to do anything to you?

[konpeitoqueen]

well it's a good thing you admit you have a delusional sense of self-worth at least

[konpeitoqueen]

are you saying you don't believe me??? how mean!!!!

[Note how she doesn't actually bring up evidence...]

[enjoymyatelier]

Now, now. Is this any way for the heir to a distinguished family to act?

[konpeitoqueen]

I DON'T NEED TO BE NICE TO YOU

FUCK YOU

[And she doesn't reply again.]

[imthe_shit]

[ .... okay.... ]

Fine. Enjoy your muck, kid.

[konpeitoqueen]

[wow rude]

so you can't even help me??? why'd you even talk to me in the first place

idiot

[imthe_shit]

I was trying to figure out what exact situation you'd be in where you'd be forced to confront a Pokémon like that. You obviously don't want to tell me, so I'm not going to waste my time.

[konpeitoqueen]

then neither am i

[She stops replying after that. Damn you, Snake, and your evil logic.]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I am not delusional, you annoying brat!

[konpeitoqueen]

says the delusional person

[lieutenantantichrist]

You didn't answer my question.

Look, kid. If something happens, you should tell somebody so they can beat the shit out of the asshole, but this isn't the kind of thing to make up stories about.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Weren't you lisssstening? I am not delusional! You're the delusional one!