❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[imthe_shit]

I was trying to figure out what exact situation you'd be in where you'd be forced to confront a Pokémon like that. You obviously don't want to tell me, so I'm not going to waste my time.

[konpeitoqueen]

then neither am i

[She stops replying after that. Damn you, Snake, and your evil logic.]