❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[lieutenantantichrist]

How about you tell me exactly what happened. Start with, say, Kayneth.

[konpeitoqueen]

weeeell

[TIME TO MAKE SHIT UP PHRASE HERSELF PROPERLY]

i met him when i first arrived over the network and we argued because he was being a dumb pig. i could almost smell the stench over the gear! and then he just kept coming into my posts for some reason

[BECAUSE YOU DO THAT TO HIM, SAIONJI]

but the worst part is when he just happened to visit the Ecruteak Dance Theater while i was there!!! i'm not accepting any bullshit 'coincidence' excuse that reeks of lying, i'm sure he's onto something!!! ew gross i'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it!!!!!

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake's starting to get a clearer picture here.]

Talking to you and being in the same room as you isn't assault. I mean has he tried to do anything to you?

[konpeitoqueen]

are you saying you don't believe me??? how mean!!!!

[Note how she doesn't actually bring up evidence...]

[lieutenantantichrist]

You didn't answer my question.

Look, kid. If something happens, you should tell somebody so they can beat the shit out of the asshole, but this isn't the kind of thing to make up stories about.

[konpeitoqueen]

[BUT THIS ISN'T MADE UP okay who is she kidding...]

boy you must be a really useless cop aren't you

ah well i don't need help dealing with creeps anyway!!!