❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

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[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

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[konpeitoqueen]

Are we in your world now? No, we aren't. This world sounds closer to my own; we don't have Pokémon, but we have humans, and we have hierarchy and society! If anything applies in the end, it's the current world, anyway.

[...Worlds like that exist, though... that doesn't sound very pleasant.] See? The problem with some people is that they're just stupid. You can't recognize that friendship is a weakness! As if I'd need to associate myself with any weaklings.

[konpeitoqueen]

[...Saionji cries a lot, and like to pretend it's all fake, something that most would discover if they actually bear talking to her. So, if there's anything she can pick up on, being raised in a household of feuds and jealousy, it's that Shaun probably doesn't like what she's saying.]

...I guess so. But it could still be funny afterwards. [She's really trying to take a page out of her Big Sis' book, but it's not coming out too well. Okay, let's pull a bullshit topic change instead, not like kids can tell any better.] Naoryuu was evolved into a Vaporeon, though! Why not a Flareon, or Leafeon, or Glaceon? Or the Umbreon I wanted? They all have grace, or have traits of nature clear within them... but Vaporeon is a big, blatant catfish.

[She does, but that doesn't change anything. And that's the cryptic answer Naoryuu tries to pass off before diving into the water and dissolving- he's still listening, though.]

[konpeitoqueen]

And you're a bored old hobo, aren't you?

[That kind of face just screams 'misguided antagonist character' or 'minor looks-mean-actually-kind parental figure'.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[SHE'S ACTUALLY PRETTY HAPPY TO SEE YOUR FACE. THANKS FOR THE SWEETS]

Ehhhh? Which of your Pokémon got kidnapped, Big Bro Atsuro?

[lullabytes]

[ Ace training right there, Saionji. ]

Ah, I see...if that's the case...

[ She would have helped had she known at all, but...hm. That's really odd... ]

I don't know...when it comes to "kidnapping Pokémon", I'd immediately think Team Rocket...but them giving back the Pokémon is rather unheard of?

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[superordinary]

....What the hell? What kind of person would do that?!

[ ... ]

Um, is your Pokémon okay otherwise? He's not hurt, is he?

[konpeitoqueen]

[Vote Saionji best Pokémon trainer 2k14]

That's what I'd think, too... but, hold on, what if they stole Pokémon and gave a few back to throw the trail off themselves?

...But then, why'd they evolve them? They would need a Water Stone for Naoryuu, and that would be deliberate... uuurgh, this is so confusing! I wanna know!

[konpeitoqueen]

That's exactly what I'm thinking!

...But yeah, other than the whole deal with getting kidnapped, Naoryuu's fine. But if he wasn't, I would be promising more than just a stoning right now!

[lieutenantantichrist]

Watch your mouth, kid. You're talking to a cop.

[One of those is correct! It's the one adjacent to 'enormous asshole.'

He tosses a stick that arcs to the side.] Left, Omar!

[pipers_son]

If ya keep sayin' that so openly, I doubt they'll want ta be anywhere near ya. You'll miss yer chance like that.

Still, can't much imagine they'd just do this all for kicks.

[neededlassie]

[He'll take the subject change, but he's 12, not 5, so he can tell that it happened.]

Umbreon has to evolve through friendship, so he couldn't become an Umbreon without you there.

I'm really sorry he didn't get to evolve into what you wanted.

[He does kind of smile at the catfish comment though because WELL IF EEVEE IS CATLIKE AND NOW IT IS PART FISH...]

But I think Vaporeon looks really neat. Like a mermaid! Maybe he's not as graceful on land, but look- he can totally dissolve into the water when he's swimming! That's pretty cool and graceful, right?

[Susie's also listening to what the trainers are saying, and she can only imagine how the younger water-type is hurt over something he couldn't control.]

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[imthe_shit]

[ hello again ]

A Vaporeon, huh? What's wrong with it? [ It looks cute and... Pokemon-y. Why wouldn't she want it? ] What's so good about... Umbreon?

[bertall]

We have the same thing in my world, but I don't think the king has ever shown himself to people outside of Wall Sina. <sub>[Man, if this is how all nobles are--wait, Alfred's sort of nobility, isn't he?

He's frowns to himself.]</sub> It's not a weakness. If it wasn't for my friend I don't think I'd have survived as long as I did back home.

[exeggutorhead]

[...Wow, kid.]

And I'm sure the culprit is petrified right now from how threatening you are.

[He sounds sincere enough, it's hard to tell if he's mocking her or actually complimenting her.]

[...He's totally mocking her who are we kidding.]

And where are you, exactly? Mine was stolen from Violet and returned there, but if you're somewhere else then there are more people that need to be tracked down and dealt with.

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[beholdmydemons]

[ohhhhh god damn

> engage
> or not to engage



fuck]

Color me surprised. The loudest runt harpy has the weakest talons. [...] And the most delicate sensibilities.

[This is a terrible idea but fuck it he's in a fighting mood.]

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[copycat]

Chill out.

[Kind of hypocritical coming from someone who could be a brat too.]

[konpeitoqueen]

It doesn't matter if they don't want to be near me. This world is only so big, I'll find them eventually.

This reeks of Team Rocket, but why would they return it?

[konpeitoqueen]

I'd think you're getting 'allies' and 'friends' mixed up. They've allied with you and helped you, but they're gonna go around expecting the same, aren't they? And they'll just want more and more and more...

Or, maybe your world is just strange, and you're having adaptation problems! Get over it, then.

[konpeitoqueen]

True... but water isn't really a thing during indoor dancing. [Did she mention she wanted an Umbreon for dancing? Well...] Unless I perform outside, but then I'll look like a starving street busker. I would trade Naoryuu away, but he was a gift from Big Bro Oowada.

[Yeah, Naoryuu definitely heard that. brb sinking lower]

[bertall]

You're wrong.

_{[He trusted Reiner with his life, even if things were a little weird right now. How could anyone even suggest something like that...?]}

I think you're the one who's having trouble adapting.

[konpeitoqueen]

Yeah, yeah, save it for someone else. [That works for both complimenting and mocking, at least.] Violet? That's where I am. But more people say theirs got stolen, so I doubt it's just us.

Sounds like Team Rocket, but why would they evolve them and then give them back?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Laughing at Saionji's misfortune.

Okay, he's done now.]

What sssort of idiot complains about their Pokemon evolving? So what if it wasn't your choice? It's better off now!

[konpeitoqueen]

If you're a cop, then start tracking them down.

[konpeitoqueen]

Umbreon is sleeker, and more mysterious! I wanted an Umbreon for dancing, but that's impossible now. Vaporeon is nice and all, but it just doesn't cut it.

[YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH NAORYUU. YOU NEVER WILL BE, NOW.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[Heeeeeey... she... wait...]

Who are you again? [Yeah, she knows who he is- no she doesn't. NO, WHO ARE YOU.]

They stole it from me, I couldn't do anything! Plus, I'm pretty sure you'd be angry if your plans get messed up. Or maybe you don't have any, because you're an aimless slave with no direction in life other than leech off people.