Saionji Hiyoko (
konpeitoqueen) wrote2014-01-04 04:09 pm
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Entry tags:
- !ic,
- !route 29,
- !video,
- ambiguous tone yet frightening aura,
- ayani always gets the butt of the joke,
- devil survivor: atsuro kihara,
- don't diss the youkai,
- dr: oowada mondo,
- homestuck: dave strider,
- homestuck: jade harley,
- japanese upbringing to the max,
- location: goldenrod city,
- metal gear solid: snake,
- nako is a momma's girl,
- sdr2: nanami chiaki,
- who let her get those anyway
❀ 2nd Konpeito ❀ [Video]
[When the video switches on, she's holding a book- on Pokémon, and sitting in the corner of the Dangan House. There's a paper in her hands, and if you squint, you can make out frantic scrawling in Japanese all over the other side of it, written with a heavy hand- there's imprints on the paper.
Her Mawile is sleeping on the beanbag next to her, and a Petilil carries more books to her obediently. When Saionji takes them, said Petilil goes to bother Ayani instead.] You know... I've been thinking, and... it's so stupidly pitiful.
[A pause. She doesn't elaborate.] ...And what's a legendary Pokémon?
Her Mawile is sleeping on the beanbag next to her, and a Petilil carries more books to her obediently. When Saionji takes them, said Petilil goes to bother Ayani instead.] You know... I've been thinking, and... it's so stupidly pitiful.
[A pause. She doesn't elaborate.] ...And what's a legendary Pokémon?
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... Legendary Pokemon? Hhn. [ Smirk. ] I guess a Pokemon that's talked about in Legends. You know, rare. [ Snake never really cared enough to think about it. ]
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Eh, whatever.] But the legends back home become real here! I see Pokémon that are obviously based off kappa, or already extremely powerful spirits.
If there are Pokémon even higher in power... do you know where they can be found?
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Hnn... No idea, kid. I've never really been on the hunt for Legendaries. You should try the kids here that are trying to get all the badges. They'd probably know more about that than me.
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No idea? [A pout.] As old as you look like, I expected you to be able to tell me the legends from experience, teehee! But oh well.
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[ Never has Snake wanted to hang up faster, but he resists and just frowns considerably. ]
You're a little brat, aren't you.
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[Saionji's offended, but quickly recovers. She's been called that many times. In her own world, they didn't get away with it.]
A brat is just a name stupid old people with rotting brains give to younger ones with actual aptitude to show them up.
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[ If only this kid knew. But he wasn't about to just try to one-up her. He wasn't some bratty kid, and his life was definitely not something to showboat about. ]
So, I should expect that you'll have the aptitude to find these Legendaries, and catch them, right? I mean, because that's just not something an old guy like me can do. Better leave it to the younger generation.
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We stand better chance than someone who could trip over and break their back on a mountain, anyway. [isn't this an ironic thing to say to fucking Snake]
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[ Smirk. He did hurt himself on one of those ledges once, but then again the ledges here are demonic, so... ]
All right, so how long should it take you? Little girl like you... Don't want to push you too hard, so I guess it might take you about five years.
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I have aaaaall the time in the world! The Legendary Pokémon surely will recognize one of superior intellect and familiarity with the way this world seems to be built, around Japan! I'll find the Masterball and catch one before I hit my growth spurt! [If she even gets it. Did she just take that seriously uh oh]
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Built around Japan, sure, but doesn't mean it is Japan, kid. [ Well, if her getting lost in a cave trying to find a Legendary Pokemon keeps her out of peoples' hair, then that was fine by Snake. ]
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[A chuckle of sorts.] Things are made a certain way for a reason! I won't accept a lazy 'that's just how it is' for an explanation of all these youkai come to life as Pokémon. This place recognizes the refined and cultural taste of my country enough to bring it to fruition!
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It's great that you know all this stuff, but I don't think it's going to give you much of an advantage out here. I'm sure a wild Snover's not going to give much of a damn if it looks like some mythical creature from Japan or not.
The people who live here won't have any idea what you're talking about, most likely. So in the end, you just have a bunch of pointless trivia that won't help you become a Pokemon Master.
I guess you'll have some good stories to share around a campfire, though.
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-okay that makes sense now that she thinks about it but Saionji isn't going to give in]
Ehhh?! How... [-dare you?] -pitiful. That this place needs to take a neutral stance for the poooor foreigners, when it's clear as day it was built for the Japanese!
Well, whatever. Even without it, I'd still be able to make it big! Just like the world before!
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Even you.
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She's been considering that since she arrived, but once she marked the similarities with Japan she simply fell lax. Now, though...]
I- I'm less of a foreigner, still...! [You might've hit the nail on the head there.]
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[ Takes a drag from his cigarette before exhaling. ]
Like I said, this place might be similar, but it's not Japan. The people here aren't Japanese. [ He gives a smug look. ] You get to start off at rock bottom with the rest of us poor foreigners.
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WAAAAAH! You're j-just being mean, you greasy old man! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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[ Rude. ]
Hey, don't cry.... [ Goddammit. ]
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Uuu... it's not fair! Everyone is against me, even here! And you're o-older too! Big meanie!
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Uuugh... I'm not even asking for people to be my ally anymore, just not to be against me! [...Technically, if you're not her ally, you're against her, but...] I want you to make it up to me!
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Why the hell should I make it up to you? [ You gotta be kidding... He rubs his forehead. ]
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