Saionji Hiyoko (
konpeitoqueen) wrote2014-01-04 04:09 pm
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Entry tags:
- !ic,
- !route 29,
- !video,
- ambiguous tone yet frightening aura,
- ayani always gets the butt of the joke,
- devil survivor: atsuro kihara,
- don't diss the youkai,
- dr: oowada mondo,
- homestuck: dave strider,
- homestuck: jade harley,
- japanese upbringing to the max,
- location: goldenrod city,
- metal gear solid: snake,
- nako is a momma's girl,
- sdr2: nanami chiaki,
- who let her get those anyway
❀ 2nd Konpeito ❀ [Video]
[When the video switches on, she's holding a book- on Pokémon, and sitting in the corner of the Dangan House. There's a paper in her hands, and if you squint, you can make out frantic scrawling in Japanese all over the other side of it, written with a heavy hand- there's imprints on the paper.
Her Mawile is sleeping on the beanbag next to her, and a Petilil carries more books to her obediently. When Saionji takes them, said Petilil goes to bother Ayani instead.] You know... I've been thinking, and... it's so stupidly pitiful.
[A pause. She doesn't elaborate.] ...And what's a legendary Pokémon?
Her Mawile is sleeping on the beanbag next to her, and a Petilil carries more books to her obediently. When Saionji takes them, said Petilil goes to bother Ayani instead.] You know... I've been thinking, and... it's so stupidly pitiful.
[A pause. She doesn't elaborate.] ...And what's a legendary Pokémon?
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Most people don't give spoiled brats like you the time of day, let alone try to make it up to them.
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Fine. [That comes more easily than expected. Even for Saionji herself.] But I'll force you to make up one day!
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If we ever cross paths, then sure. Why not.
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I'll learn how to beat you and your Pokémon up till you have to do your bidding before we do, then!
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Huh. Sure thing, kid. What's your name anyway?
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What's yours, then?
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Snake.
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[A weird grin.] I'll call you Old Noodle, then! [welp]
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What the hell kind of name is that?
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Or do you want Old Shrimp instead? That does have a better ring to it! [Snake in Japanese is hebi, which sounds like ebi, which means shrimp. Whoops.]
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What's wrong with just Snake? [ I don't want either of these nicknames! ]
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Old Shrimp it is! Their bodies are scaled and lap over like your wrinkles!
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Rotten little... [ Now Snake just had to think of a nickname for you. ]
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Huh? What is it, Old Shrimp? Can't remember how to end your sentences?
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Looks like you're feeling better already, Princess. Crocodile tears in your repertoire, too?
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Don't call me a Princess. And pleeease, of course they were fake! Would anyone ever cry over something like that? Add a few tears into anything, and everyone falls to their knees, even if it's been played to hell and back. [You... always say that after you cry.]
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[ Tilts his head a bit. ]
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FINE]
Fine, Old Sh-... Snake. [GOD, THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD.]
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Hey, since you weren't really crying, it means I don't need to make it up to you.
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[Success is temporary, as Saionji knows all too well. Enjoy it while it lasts.]
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Huh. To be young again.
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You could've been nicer! So there! [STOP BEING RIGHT]
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[ Takes out his cigarette, tapping it and letting some of the ash fall. ] Not my problem if you can't handle it. I know a seven year old who's got better manners than you do.
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[SIIIIIGH.] I'll let you get away with it for this once, then! But I won't be so kind next time!
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