❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

not YET

when people do recognize me though i won't let them get away with it

[pipers_son]

sounds scary scary

just who is it youre going to go after when you can then?

[konpeitoqueen]

what's the fun in just telling you

[ATTEMPTS TO DODGE AGAIN........]

[pipers_son]

whats the fun in not

[PURSUES...]

[konpeitoqueen]

do you know how tiring it is to talk to someone who you have no interest in speaking to??

so shut up!

[KEEP GOING.]

[pipers_son]

i bet a lot of folks know how it feels like when they talk to you!!!

[SO MUCH SASS TODAY]

[konpeitoqueen]

THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO ME

[JESUS CHRIST, JOKER, she may be taking the bait...]

I COULDN'T HELP THAT LANCE GOT ANGRY

[pipers_son]

[HA HA.]

oh i see now thats the champion bloke isnt it. well thanks a lot for answering my question hiyochan!!!!!

good luck with the muk stuff

[konpeitoqueen]

[oh wait FUCK]

SHUT UP THAT WAS INTENTIONAL

[Tbh she walked right into that.

But still.

She's never to blame.]