❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

[SCUSE???]

so are you so unvalidated it makes you feel better to laugh at a little girl??

what an idiot

[enjoymyatelier]

Both of us know that isn't true. You're making an embarrassment of yourself.

[konpeitoqueen]

why else would you victimize someone like me???

[Okay let's be real she is disillusioned and faking pretense, but even then, she's not too deep into actual reality yet...]

[enjoymyatelier]

This is hardly victimizing you. I was amused by your admittedly hilarious situation and then gave you a helpful tip for dealing with said hilarious situation.

If anything, you should be thanking me for actually bothering.

[konpeitoqueen]

[WOW]

well then you should be glad i've ever bothered with you before either!!!

and it's not hilarious it's gross

[enjoymyatelier]

No, it really is hilarious when it happens to other people.

[konpeitoqueen]

[She would agree IF IT WASN'T HER]

STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME

[enjoymyatelier]

Now, now. Is this any way for the heir to a distinguished family to act?

[konpeitoqueen]

I DON'T NEED TO BE NICE TO YOU

FUCK YOU

[And she doesn't reply again.]