❀ 5th Konpeito ❀ [Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

[A strange text comes onto the network. Wait, what's that name? No one's seen her since Poolgate 2014, what's-]

how do you get muk grime out of your hair

[No one's seeing her face yet... though, no one in their right mind would be really worried with her sudden lack of presence. After that Spoink horde.

...SERIOUSLY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MUK GRIME OUT OF YOUR HAIR.]

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

[oH SNAP OH SNAP OH SNAP

IT'S ON MOTHERFUCKER]

HOW DARE YOU THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES WERE OUT OF MY CONTROL

STUPID PIG YOU'D DEFINITELY HAVE DONE WORSE

[beholdmydemons]

Out of your control? What happened to being deferred to on all counts? Could it be you're really no better than any other bile-spewing oaf? Damn me, I never would have imagined it.

[konpeitoqueen]

[B-but, things only apply to her when she wants them to...!]

SHUT UP YOU IMBECILE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!

[Says the one spamming capslock to look aggressive.]

[beholdmydemons]

Oh I have every idea what I'm talking about. Welcome to the true world.

[konpeitoqueen]

as IF none of what you said before even made SENSE you slimy bitch!!!

[...SAIONJI YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF]

[beholdmydemons]

Or perhaps it's just you who can't make sense of it?

[konpeitoqueen]

go ask around I'M SURE people all think your worldview is FUCKING STUPID too

[...Achievement, Walter.

This is the first time she's actually uttered the word 'fuck'.]

[beholdmydemons]

If you insist!

[And then this happens.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[...god fucking dammit walter]

half the people you're talking to are idiots

[Bitter over Ishimaru, but...]

[beholdmydemons]

[lol whatever]

And the other half?

[konpeitoqueen]

[jeez no give her attention!!!]

i don't know them

[beholdmydemons]

I can see my time is wasted here then. [samurai OUT]