Saionji Hiyoko (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
konpeitoqueen) wrote2014-03-10 03:47 pm
konpeitoqueen) wrote2014-03-10 03:47 pm
❀ 4th Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]
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[Late in the night of March 10th, an unholy hour for any interaction... this lovely face comes online.
...What is with this girl and terrible network posts...
In any case, her eyes are suspiciously red. Was she crying? Yes, she was. Not anymore, though. She seems pretty okay now. If 'horribly angry' is classified as okay for Saionji at this point.]
This has gone too damn far! This time, when I find out who stole my Lilligant, Nako, even torture won't be enough for you! I'll roast you alive in three different ways and end you every time you come back!
[...Yeah. There's a little pause as she sniffs and her commanding stance falters, but hell no is she crying.] It was my birthday yesterday... uuu... how can you be so cruel...
VIDEO: FILTERED FROM NANAMI CHIAKI
...If the thief wants to own up and stop delaying their punishment, they can find me at Goldenrod Inn. Don't expect me to go easy on you for admitting, though. Otherwise, I would... like... [...POLITENESS HOW DO] ...someone to teach me how to make chocolate cake before March 14th.
[Whew, that was all said in one breath. It was a nicely phrased request, oddly enough- she really needs to learn, okay. There's a pause.] I'll pay you. [Another pause.] And don't say a peep of this to Big Sis Nanami if you want to stay healthy!
ACTION
[And she is, indeed, hanging out in Goldenrod Inn instead of the Danganhouse. Room 142, actually. If you decide you have the patience and sheer courage to teach this kid how to bake, she'll come down and hog an empty spot in the inn's kitchen immediately. The staff are pretty lax...]
[Late in the night of March 10th, an unholy hour for any interaction... this lovely face comes online.
...What is with this girl and terrible network posts...
In any case, her eyes are suspiciously red. Was she crying? Yes, she was. Not anymore, though. She seems pretty okay now. If 'horribly angry' is classified as okay for Saionji at this point.]
This has gone too damn far! This time, when I find out who stole my Lilligant, Nako, even torture won't be enough for you! I'll roast you alive in three different ways and end you every time you come back!
[...Yeah. There's a little pause as she sniffs and her commanding stance falters, but hell no is she crying.] It was my birthday yesterday... uuu... how can you be so cruel...
VIDEO: FILTERED FROM NANAMI CHIAKI
...If the thief wants to own up and stop delaying their punishment, they can find me at Goldenrod Inn. Don't expect me to go easy on you for admitting, though. Otherwise, I would... like... [...POLITENESS HOW DO] ...someone to teach me how to make chocolate cake before March 14th.
[Whew, that was all said in one breath. It was a nicely phrased request, oddly enough- she really needs to learn, okay. There's a pause.] I'll pay you. [Another pause.] And don't say a peep of this to Big Sis Nanami if you want to stay healthy!
ACTION
[And she is, indeed, hanging out in Goldenrod Inn instead of the Danganhouse. Room 142, actually. If you decide you have the patience and sheer courage to teach this kid how to bake, she'll come down and hog an empty spot in the inn's kitchen immediately. The staff are pretty lax...]
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[DID YOU SAY "POKE THE BEEHIVE"? BECAUSE THERE IS SOME SERIOUS BUZZING GOING ON HERE.]
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[HOPE SHE'S NOT ALLERGIC TO THE STINGS...] You should be honored I'm even taking time out of my day to reply to your useless messages- then again, you are proving to be an amusing tool. Teehee!
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Oh, pshhht, YEAH, I'm real honored. The fact that some dumbass who let their Pokemon get stolen is givin' me the time of day is the highlight of my whole damn year. Seriously, how the hell're you planning on "ending" anybody if you can't even keep them from stealing shit from you?
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Ehhhh?! How dare you! My Pokémon was stolen, I'm the victim here! And besides, just because they could take something from me doesn't mean I'm not capable of punishment- so there!
For all I know, you're the thief and trying to cover up your tracks by talking to me!
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Nice guess, moron, but no. If I was gonna steal somebody's Pokemon, it'd be something badass, not some stupid-lookin' flower thing. Besides, I'm not even in Goldenrod.
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Probably why she got kidnapped, too... how cruel! [To deprive her of Lilligant!] And don't call me a moron, moron!
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[NOT EVEN GONNA LIE, THAT'D ACTUALLY BE KIND OF COOL...]
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[Didn't she yell her SHSL title over the network months ago...?] I've taught her Buyo! Not everything, of course, but a bunch of techniques! It's more more refined and delicate compared to the random jerks of modern Western dance.
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... oh yeahhh, buyo! That's one of those geisha dances, isn't it? Don't only old people and middle-aged businessmen like that sorta thing?
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And if you may not know, buyo dance is just as elevated at the opera in the West! [...At least, she likes to believe that. Let's be real no one cares about culture] Don't you have a Japanese name? The fact that you don't treasure it... really goes to show how filthy Westerners and 'modernization' is polluting our nation with moronic youth!
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Or maybe it's just boring, you ever think of that?? Geez, you sound like an eighty-year-old woman right now. "Oh, kids these days, bitch bitch bitch!"
[He pitches his voice up a hair and uses his best "grandma voice" on that last sentence. He may or may not be trying to imitate his mentor's voice right now. Sorry, Genkai.]
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Oh, I didn't expect anything from an uncultured swine adamant on burning away his own roots... but you have no right to say it's boring! Are you a critic? A major in dance?
I bet you're just a low cultured brat, sniveling away in the slums before arriving here! Say what you want about it, but no high cultured individual would ever take your uninformed opinion into account.
And yes, working with a 400-year-old history, my thinking can be a bit old-timey. But what's wrong with that? They built us up from the bottom! If you can't even appreciate their art, you don't deserve to live on their land!
[That's... a speech. She answers it with snark and surprising calmness.]
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That's nice, but what the hell're you gonna do about it? Send your dance ninjas out to deport me?
[He scoffs. Yep. Sure is a lot of snark happening here! With that out of the way, Yusuke straightens his shoulders and looks her in the eye.]
Look. I dunno who you think you are, but I can tell you straight up that a spoiled little rich girl like you's got no business telling anybody where or how they should live. D'you even know how to do anything without crying about it and bullshitting other people into feeling bad for you? Or is crying and bullshit and shit-talking all you got?
I might not be real "cultured" - hell, I don't pretend to be - but at least I can do more than blow hot air out of my ass. Until you prove you can do the same, I don't give a damn what you think about me. I know who I am, and I don't take criticism from yappy dumbasses who think that knowing some stupid fancy dance makes 'em all that. As far as I'm concerned, you don't have shit on me.
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And that's exactly where you're wrong. 'Spoiled little rich girl'... 'blow hot air'... you truly don't know who you're talking to, or the extent of my skills. I'm SHSL Classical Japanese Dancer- you've got no excuse for being ignorant of that term, seeing how many others are here.
And how dare you say I'm bullshitting! What you perceive to be true might not actually be right. Just you wait- once the natives here understand our talents, you'll be nothing more than a fly to me. I can command you with every right. You might not listen, of course... most slaves are disobedient at first.
It's simply how people work. The weak band together, engaging in pity parties called 'friendship'; the strong, the noble in origin, can rule over them. Weaklings like you are a dozen a dime- you're no use to me than anything but a slave. Argue as much as you want! This pathetically kind world will fall apart at its core once true crisis strikes. Nothing can be so peaceful forever.
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[Yusuke pokes his tongue out of the corner of his mouth and blows the loudest, wettest raspberry he can manage. It's pretty gross. Once he's duly shared that with her, he wipes his chin with the back of his hand and, in a cool voice, says:]
That. That's what you sound like. Actually, you remind me a lot of the guys I've fought at home: all talk, no action, just a big asshole with a lotta wind blowing out of it. Anyway, if you think I'm gonna waste my time yellin' at you about the power of friendship and brotherly love or whatever, you're wrong. All I'm gonna say to you is this: if you've got as much power as you say you have, then prove it. Back it up. Hell, go ahead and try to use your stupid-ass little title to take over the world, if you want! Personally, I think this place could stand to get a little shaken up. A lot of the transplants here might be okay with just goin' about their business and making nice with a bunch of dumb animals, but I'm bored as hell. I could use the excitement.
[... Yusuke, just because you're frothing at the mouth for an adrenaline rush doesn't mean you should encourage world domination. Honestly. No worries, though! He's about to redeem himself. He's not totally undeserving of his "hero" title, after all.]
But make no mistake: if you somehow convince the freaks here to put you in charge of anything, I'm not gonna let you make a slave out of anyone. I might not be real fond of this place, but I don't put up with anyone who thinks they have the right to do whatever they want to anyone they want just because they've got power. I've dealt with guys way bigger and scarier than you who've talked about people the same way you do, and I'm here to tell ya that compared to them, you're like a mosquito. Buzzing around in my ear, being really annoying, but with good aim and a hard smack, easily taken care of.
You might think you know how people tick, but the fact that you think that everyone'd just lay down and let you treat 'em like dirt just because you think you're "chosen" or whatever shows that you don't know shit. For every person who can't or won't fight back, there's always that one pain in the ass who will. I'm that pain in the ass.
[If it seems like there's an implicit threat somewhere in there, rest assured that there definitely is. He's still mostly using his inside voice as he's speaking to her, amazingly enough, but he's glaring at her with everything he's got, and he sounds every bit as venomous as she does. He shrugs a few seconds after he's finished his little counter-speech, but it's a weirdly tense movement; he wants to seem calm now that he's done chewing her out, just so he looks cool (he's a dumb teenage boy, what can I say), but he's a little too fired up to pull it off.]
Of course, none of this matters if you're just talking trash. So you've got noble blood and you can dance and wave a couple fans around -- so what? You got anything else? 'cause if that's all there is, I'm not impressed. It's gonna take a whole lot more than that if you wanna control me. Or anyone else, for that matter.
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Of course, her first instinct is to froth at the mouth with as much anger as he is- but her logic is so detached to his argument that she doesn't take it into account. That also means she has nothing to rebut it, unfortunately. What do you mean people won't roll over and let her stomp all over them? That's how it was, and how it always will be.]
Ugh, how disgustingly uncouth. I can almost physically see the slimy pig you really are. [Is that a challenge, though? Because...] I could tell you wouldn't agree to me... it just goes to show the low-life, annoying cretin you exactly are. You're certainly a pain!
I'll see to it, then- not that I needed you to tell me. This world will crumble with the mere mention of common sense. You won't be able to do a thing.
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
[He cracks his neck. He isn't necessarily taking her completely seriously right now, but he certainly feels better now that he's told her, in no uncertain terms, that he'd oppose her if she did try something. Whether or not she takes the sentiment to heart isn't his problem.]
You might wanna track your Pokemon down before you start planning your little take-over. Can't do the bad guy thing properly if you don't have any stupid-lookin' minions.
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[And she turns off the video, with... a new resolve. Problem? Problem. Not resolve.]