❀ 4th Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

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[Late in the night of March 10th, an unholy hour for any interaction... this lovely face comes online.

...What is with this girl and terrible network posts...

In any case, her eyes are suspiciously red. Was she crying? Yes, she was. Not anymore, though. She seems pretty okay now. If 'horribly angry' is classified as okay for Saionji at this point.]

This has gone too damn far! This time, when I find out who stole my Lilligant, Nako, even torture won't be enough for you! I'll roast you alive in three different ways and end you every time you come back!

[...Yeah. There's a little pause as she sniffs and her commanding stance falters, but hell no is she crying.] It was my birthday yesterday... uuu... how can you be so cruel...

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...If the thief wants to own up and stop delaying their punishment, they can find me at Goldenrod Inn. Don't expect me to go easy on you for admitting, though. Otherwise, I would... like... [...POLITENESS HOW DO] ...someone to teach me how to make chocolate cake before March 14th.

[Whew, that was all said in one breath. It was a nicely phrased request, oddly enough- she really needs to learn, okay. There's a pause.] I'll pay you. [Another pause.] And don't say a peep of this to Big Sis Nanami if you want to stay healthy!

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[And she is, indeed, hanging out in Goldenrod Inn instead of the Danganhouse. Room 142, actually. If you decide you have the patience and sheer courage to teach this kid how to bake, she'll come down and hog an empty spot in the inn's kitchen immediately. The staff are pretty lax...]

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[red_roses]

Someone stole your Pokemon?!

[konpeitoqueen]

Isn't it obvious?! One moment, she was there, and the next, she was gone!

I just evolved her, too! I hate this! [IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY DAMMIT...] She went missing before I checked on my Pokémon in the inn room, and after I touched down in Goldenrod.

[red_roses]

I'm so sorry! I'm not even close to there, otherwise I really would help!

[pipers_son]

Again? Bloody hell.

Oh, an' happy birthday.

[Your birthday present is Joker actually looking like a normal human being, since he's still on the road back to Goldenrod and thus still without his usual make up.]

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[konpeitoqueen]

[She's not pathetic enough to cry in front of a fucking kid. NOPE.]

Well... do you know how to bake, at least? [Siiigh.] Just in case everyone else is too lazy to step forward! Give me instructions or something.

[konpeitoqueen]

[FUCK OFFFFF MR. STOOGE]

Don't be so deadpan at me! If I didn't know better, I'd take you as the first suspect!

[AAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHHA AHHAHAHA hahaah ahaaaaaa]

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[red_roses]

I-I made a cake with my mother once. But we just followed the directions on the box.

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[bertall]

<sub>[Yeah, guess who's broadcasting from the hotsprings up in Blackthorn? He's up here celebrating a friend's birthday!

He could've ignored this, but...]</sub>

...Happy birthday, Saionji.

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[konpeitoqueen]

[...Jeez, your mother really does do a lot with you, kid... she's kinda jealous.]

Well, can you remember the directions?

[konpeitoqueen]

[THESE ARE YOUR OPTIONS, SAIONJI.

A. BE NICE FOR ONCE
B. TAKE OUT ALL YOUR ANGER ON HIM]

...Whatever. Thanks. That doesn't help with making me feel any better, though.

[...KINDA... A? She's just tired, okay- and practicing good behavior for The Birthday on 14th March. WHEN NANAMI'S BIRTHDAY IS OVER...]

[pipers_son]

Aaaaah, c'mon now, cut me a break! I've been travelin' nonstop for days now, I'm exhausted.

Coincidentally, that means ya can't blame me for yer friend missin'. I ain't been in Goldenrod for at least a week now.

[HAAAAAAAAAAAA, NOT YET ANYWAY SHE CAN'T BLAME HIM]

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[angerpoints]

[... okay, usually Yusuke's not about kicking people while they're already down, but the last conversation he had with Saionji left him with a pretty bad taste in his mouth, so uh. DOES HE TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE A CHEAP SHOT AT HER WHEN HE SEES IT? You're damn right he does. B|]

You lost your Pokemon? Damn. I'm surprised you let it live long enough for it to even get lost in the first place.

[konpeitoqueen]

[...unfortunately for her that's true

She's not going to make any comment about his appearance, strangely enough- she knows enough about the differences make-up can cause.] How can you be so uncaring about this?! Urrrgh... your face is just making me feel worse, Mr. Stooge.

[soon]

[bertall]

_{[It's a Christmas miracle, everyone!]}

...Would it make you feel a little better if I sent you something? It'd be a little late, but...

_{[LOOK SAIONJI you might irk him a little and make him wish you'd get eaten by something, but it's a birthday.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

[...does she know this guy...

...OH WAIT she does... but she's gonna pretend she doesn't]

You have no right to say something like that, you pig! I take good care in disciplining them! Who are you, anyway?

[konpeitoqueen]

[SEND HER SOMETHING?!

HELL YEAH SHE'S UP FOR HIM SENDING HER SOMETHING!!!] Ehhhh? Really, Big Bro Bertholdt? [Uuurgh his name. She needs to think of a nickname soon.] You're the best!

Just don't send me any Western crap.

[pipers_son]

Well, the second time loses a bit a the shock, ya know. Besides, might end up back with ya like yer other one did.

[konpeitoqueen]

That doesn't give you the excuse to be so mean to me!

[SHOWER HER WITH CONDOLENCES U SHITTY CLOWN SO SHE CAN LAUGH AND SAY SHE DIDN'T NEED IT ANYWAY] And if I hope like that, I'll just be disappointed. Having such high expectations for a situation like that without doing anything to get it will only end in misery.

[bertall]

I-It's really the least I could do since I don't know how to bake or anything like that... I'll send it out before I go to bed tonight, okay? With any luck it should get to you by tomorrow night at the latest.

_{[A beat.]}

I don't really know what 'western' things are, so I'll try my best, okay?

[konpeitoqueen]

If you don't know what they are, then you're better off than most of us. [Snark still there.]

Is it reeeally okay for me to take it? But if you insist, I'll gladly take your obviously well-thought present off your hands.

[free stuffffff. it's been too long since the free presents from FTEs, man.]

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[puppetnurse]

[Oh...it was Saionji's birthday yesterday? Well...shit. She didn't know that...she should get her something probably...but they're in the middle of traveling, so what could she possibly get her? Maybe...maybe she'll bring her something and give it to her before or after Nanami's birthday?

Either way she should wish her happy birthday!

......20 minutes of staring at the gear apprehensively is go before finally hitting reply.]

...h...h-h...h-happy...happy birthday....S-Saionji-san...

[bertall]

Considering the world I come from, is it really that surprising?

But yeah, it's okay. I wouldn't have offered if it wasn't. R-Really, it is.

_{[Gosh Saionji.]}

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[tentacletrainer]

Someone stole your Pokemon? [SQUINTS. That's never a good thing.]

There was absolutely no indication of who may have taken it? Nothing left behind? Even small clues could be useful. [These are probably obvious questions, but sometimes in the heat of the moment, when you're distressed over your Pokemon, you miss things.]

1/2

[konpeitoqueen]

[...It would probably make Tsumiki happy to know Saionji was ten times more scared than she was when her face popped up.]

2/2

[konpeitoqueen]

If you're going to wish me happy birthday, at least don't stutter and make me stare at your ugly face for longer than I need to!

[Not like she would ever let her know.] Great, you've gone and made my mood worse!