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konpeitoqueen) wrote2014-03-10 03:47 pm
konpeitoqueen) wrote2014-03-10 03:47 pm
❀ 4th Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]
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[Late in the night of March 10th, an unholy hour for any interaction... this lovely face comes online.
...What is with this girl and terrible network posts...
In any case, her eyes are suspiciously red. Was she crying? Yes, she was. Not anymore, though. She seems pretty okay now. If 'horribly angry' is classified as okay for Saionji at this point.]
This has gone too damn far! This time, when I find out who stole my Lilligant, Nako, even torture won't be enough for you! I'll roast you alive in three different ways and end you every time you come back!
[...Yeah. There's a little pause as she sniffs and her commanding stance falters, but hell no is she crying.] It was my birthday yesterday... uuu... how can you be so cruel...
VIDEO: FILTERED FROM NANAMI CHIAKI
...If the thief wants to own up and stop delaying their punishment, they can find me at Goldenrod Inn. Don't expect me to go easy on you for admitting, though. Otherwise, I would... like... [...POLITENESS HOW DO] ...someone to teach me how to make chocolate cake before March 14th.
[Whew, that was all said in one breath. It was a nicely phrased request, oddly enough- she really needs to learn, okay. There's a pause.] I'll pay you. [Another pause.] And don't say a peep of this to Big Sis Nanami if you want to stay healthy!
ACTION
[And she is, indeed, hanging out in Goldenrod Inn instead of the Danganhouse. Room 142, actually. If you decide you have the patience and sheer courage to teach this kid how to bake, she'll come down and hog an empty spot in the inn's kitchen immediately. The staff are pretty lax...]
[Late in the night of March 10th, an unholy hour for any interaction... this lovely face comes online.
...What is with this girl and terrible network posts...
In any case, her eyes are suspiciously red. Was she crying? Yes, she was. Not anymore, though. She seems pretty okay now. If 'horribly angry' is classified as okay for Saionji at this point.]
This has gone too damn far! This time, when I find out who stole my Lilligant, Nako, even torture won't be enough for you! I'll roast you alive in three different ways and end you every time you come back!
[...Yeah. There's a little pause as she sniffs and her commanding stance falters, but hell no is she crying.] It was my birthday yesterday... uuu... how can you be so cruel...
VIDEO: FILTERED FROM NANAMI CHIAKI
...If the thief wants to own up and stop delaying their punishment, they can find me at Goldenrod Inn. Don't expect me to go easy on you for admitting, though. Otherwise, I would... like... [...POLITENESS HOW DO] ...someone to teach me how to make chocolate cake before March 14th.
[Whew, that was all said in one breath. It was a nicely phrased request, oddly enough- she really needs to learn, okay. There's a pause.] I'll pay you. [Another pause.] And don't say a peep of this to Big Sis Nanami if you want to stay healthy!
ACTION
[And she is, indeed, hanging out in Goldenrod Inn instead of the Danganhouse. Room 142, actually. If you decide you have the patience and sheer courage to teach this kid how to bake, she'll come down and hog an empty spot in the inn's kitchen immediately. The staff are pretty lax...]
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[Yusuke pokes his tongue out of the corner of his mouth and blows the loudest, wettest raspberry he can manage. It's pretty gross. Once he's duly shared that with her, he wipes his chin with the back of his hand and, in a cool voice, says:]
That. That's what you sound like. Actually, you remind me a lot of the guys I've fought at home: all talk, no action, just a big asshole with a lotta wind blowing out of it. Anyway, if you think I'm gonna waste my time yellin' at you about the power of friendship and brotherly love or whatever, you're wrong. All I'm gonna say to you is this: if you've got as much power as you say you have, then prove it. Back it up. Hell, go ahead and try to use your stupid-ass little title to take over the world, if you want! Personally, I think this place could stand to get a little shaken up. A lot of the transplants here might be okay with just goin' about their business and making nice with a bunch of dumb animals, but I'm bored as hell. I could use the excitement.
[... Yusuke, just because you're frothing at the mouth for an adrenaline rush doesn't mean you should encourage world domination. Honestly. No worries, though! He's about to redeem himself. He's not totally undeserving of his "hero" title, after all.]
But make no mistake: if you somehow convince the freaks here to put you in charge of anything, I'm not gonna let you make a slave out of anyone. I might not be real fond of this place, but I don't put up with anyone who thinks they have the right to do whatever they want to anyone they want just because they've got power. I've dealt with guys way bigger and scarier than you who've talked about people the same way you do, and I'm here to tell ya that compared to them, you're like a mosquito. Buzzing around in my ear, being really annoying, but with good aim and a hard smack, easily taken care of.
You might think you know how people tick, but the fact that you think that everyone'd just lay down and let you treat 'em like dirt just because you think you're "chosen" or whatever shows that you don't know shit. For every person who can't or won't fight back, there's always that one pain in the ass who will. I'm that pain in the ass.
[If it seems like there's an implicit threat somewhere in there, rest assured that there definitely is. He's still mostly using his inside voice as he's speaking to her, amazingly enough, but he's glaring at her with everything he's got, and he sounds every bit as venomous as she does. He shrugs a few seconds after he's finished his little counter-speech, but it's a weirdly tense movement; he wants to seem calm now that he's done chewing her out, just so he looks cool (he's a dumb teenage boy, what can I say), but he's a little too fired up to pull it off.]
Of course, none of this matters if you're just talking trash. So you've got noble blood and you can dance and wave a couple fans around -- so what? You got anything else? 'cause if that's all there is, I'm not impressed. It's gonna take a whole lot more than that if you wanna control me. Or anyone else, for that matter.
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Of course, her first instinct is to froth at the mouth with as much anger as he is- but her logic is so detached to his argument that she doesn't take it into account. That also means she has nothing to rebut it, unfortunately. What do you mean people won't roll over and let her stomp all over them? That's how it was, and how it always will be.]
Ugh, how disgustingly uncouth. I can almost physically see the slimy pig you really are. [Is that a challenge, though? Because...] I could tell you wouldn't agree to me... it just goes to show the low-life, annoying cretin you exactly are. You're certainly a pain!
I'll see to it, then- not that I needed you to tell me. This world will crumble with the mere mention of common sense. You won't be able to do a thing.
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
[He cracks his neck. He isn't necessarily taking her completely seriously right now, but he certainly feels better now that he's told her, in no uncertain terms, that he'd oppose her if she did try something. Whether or not she takes the sentiment to heart isn't his problem.]
You might wanna track your Pokemon down before you start planning your little take-over. Can't do the bad guy thing properly if you don't have any stupid-lookin' minions.
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[And she turns off the video, with... a new resolve. Problem? Problem. Not resolve.]