❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

VIDEO

[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

Comments

[pipers_son]

Yer missin' the point, Hiyo.

If they took yer Pokemon but gave 'em back, it means they were only interested in the one thing, right? The evolution bit. Maybe they're tryin' ta figure out somethin' about it.

[beholdmydemons]

Be that as it may, you're still a fool.

[konpeitoqueen]

[GODDAMN THIS IS THE FUCKING WORSE DAY EVER]

Don't make it sound like I'm in the wrong here! They targeted me, and I couldn't do anything about it!

Better watch your own back, pig!

[konpeitoqueen]

Oh, so you're abnormal. [THAT'S A RELIEF...]

How big are they, exactly? Just shoot them in the heads or something!

[neededlassie]

We don't have to do the gyms in order, either, so we can go to Ecruteak next and then back to Goldenrod or whatever! I want to challenge the Ecruteak Gym, too, I haven't been there yet!

[Susie slides out of the water and stands up, looking pleased with these events as well.]

[konpeitoqueen]

...Oh. I totally got that.

But why evolution? It's just a lightshow and a childish transformation!

[konpeitoqueen]

Excuse me?! Do you have any right to say that, you lame hog? How am I the fool?

[bertall]

...I know. _{[HIS SELF ESTEEM IS EVEN WORSE NOW...]}

Anywhere from three to fifteen meters tall is the average, and guns don't work on them. They just regenerate.

[pipers_son]

Ya sure?

[konpeitoqueen]

What else could it be? Tell me!

[she doesn't understand the concept of metamorphosis, excuse her]

[konpeitoqueen]

Huh. Tough luck to you, then.

[Anything else to say?] So what about missiles? Helicopters and bombs could work, if they regenerate, then blow them up till there's nothing to regenerate!

[konpeitoqueen]

[ECRUTEAK. LET'S GO TO ECRUTEAK. NAORYUU WANTS TO GO TO ECRUTEAK]

Yay! Let's go tell Big Sis Nanami we wanna go to Ecruteak, then!

[bertall]

...Missiles... Uh, n-no, we don't have those... Or helicopters... I-I don't even know what a helicopter is. We have cannons but those don't work very well either. Their only weak spot is at the back of the neck but getting close to them is really dangerous.

[pipers_son]

Weren't ya listenin' when I said it's supposed ta make 'em stronger? I mean- ya ever hear of this thing called Magikarp?

[neededlassie]

Yeah, let's go!

[He's glad he could help!]

[konpeitoqueen]

Well... yeah, it makes them stronger. And they want to see evolution. But isn't it common knowledge?

Unless they want to see how evolution makes them stronger. [?????????? how would you do that though]

[konpeitoqueen]

Well, if you want to kill those monsters, make missiles and helicopters! There has to be someone here who knows how to do it. So if you go home, just make them!

[this is a serious saionji suggestion]

[bertall]

I don't even think we'd have the resources...

[konpeitoqueen]

Where do you live, under a rock?

[uh]

[pipers_son]

Maybe, maybe. Sounds like stuff that's too smart for me, honestly.

Then again, if they're runnin' around like they are and the police haven't done anythin' ta get them, maybe they're smart enough ta figure out that kinda thing.

[konpeitoqueen]

[Not her division, either.]

How do you study something like that? It's something that just happens, right?

[bertall]

...Behind walls that keep the titans out.

_{[or they're supposed to keep them out.]}

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I have every right!

[Notice he's not arguging about being swatted like a fly.]

And I had nothing to do with the disssappearance and reappearance of your Pokemon! Ssstealing Pokemon is beneath me, and if I wanted you dealt with for your insolence, I would have done something far worse!

[pipers_son]

Well there has ta be some way, right? "Just happens" is what I'd tell ya about anythin', especially with some of this fancy stuff like the 'Gears. Smart person could probably tell ya, 'tho.

[copycat]

-Hey! What did you say about my face?!