❀ 2nd Konpeito ❀ [Video]

[konpeitoqueen]

[When the video switches on, she's holding a book- on Pokémon, and sitting in the corner of the Dangan House. There's a paper in her hands, and if you squint, you can make out frantic scrawling in Japanese all over the other side of it, written with a heavy hand- there's imprints on the paper.

Her Mawile is sleeping on the beanbag next to her, and a Petilil carries more books to her obediently. When Saionji takes them, said Petilil goes to bother Ayani instead.] You know... I've been thinking, and... it's so stupidly pitiful.

[A pause. She doesn't elaborate.] ...And what's a legendary Pokémon?

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[konpeitoqueen]

[A mature individual would rebut until the point they realize their faults, in which, they would admit their wrong notion and move on.

Unfortunately...]

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[konpeitoqueen]

[...Saionji is not a mature individual.]

WAAAAAH! You're j-just being mean, you greasy old man! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

1/2 HA HA HA HA HA

[imthe_shit]

........... [ Oh right, he was arguing with a little girl, wasn't he... ]

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[imthe_shit]

Greasy?

[ Rude. ]

Hey, don't cry.... [ Goddammit. ]

[konpeitoqueen]

[She pauses but tears keep on streaming, and she rubs at them.]

Uuu... it's not fair! Everyone is against me, even here! And you're o-older too! Big meanie!

[imthe_shit]

I can't imagine why everyone'd be against you with the way you talk to people.

[konpeitoqueen]

[She can almost taste the sarcasm. It tastes of zing and burning wasabi.]

Uuugh... I'm not even asking for people to be my ally anymore, just not to be against me! [...Technically, if you're not her ally, you're against her, but...] I want you to make it up to me!

[imthe_shit]

What?

Why the hell should I make it up to you? [ You gotta be kidding... He rubs his forehead. ]

[konpeitoqueen]

No! No, no, no, no! You were mean, so make it up to me!

[Apparently, it's impossible to reason with her.]

[imthe_shit]

Listen, Princess, you're not going to meet a lot of nice people around here if you keep acting like you are.

Most people don't give spoiled brats like you the time of day, let alone try to make it up to them.

[konpeitoqueen]

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Fine. [That comes more easily than expected. Even for Saionji herself.] But I'll force you to make up one day!

[babel_hacker]

Yep, something along that line! To be fair, most of the time they're described as almost god-like. They're probably powerful enough for it.

[Hm, where?] No idea, since I haven't seen any for myself. From what I know, Lugia's legend is native to Johto and is probably in the Johto ocean somewhere.

[konpeitoqueen]

[MAAAN EVERYONE IS USELESS FOR THIS.] God-like, huh?

Just makes the circumstances even more pitiful. [A pause, and an irritated pout.] You agree with me, right?

[babel_hacker]

[HEY THEY ONLY KNOW AS MUCH AS THE LIBRARIES AND NPCS TELL THEM.]

...Depends on the circumstances. The "stuck in this place" one, right?

[imthe_shit]

[ Huff. He rubs his back absently... Really starting to feel like an old guy, too. ]

If we ever cross paths, then sure. Why not.

[konpeitoqueen]

[DO YOU THINK SAIONJI CARES? DAMN RIGHT SHE DON'T]

Well... yeah, but not the main point! This place is sooooo obviously based off Japan, and yet they're compromising to all the non-Japanese that pop up in here! Youkai and spirits of all kind in Japanese legend become real Pokémon here, even the Legendary Pokémon Ho-oh, ruler of all birds!

You agree with me, right? It's tailored for Japan, and yet they're sucking up to other nationalities and foreigners, just like in my world! It's stupid! [Saionji seems to be making the assumption that Atsuro is Japanese, which is correct- or she just doesn't care who she lashes at with those words.]

[babel_hacker]

[SHE SHOULD CARE only okay, Atsuro doesn't mind UNLESS SHE DISS HIM. But she's correct that he's Japanese..]

So you're complaining that Johto is westernising and being influenced by foreign regions... Do you care about this place maintaining its original spirit or something?

[One point at a time. He may address the youkai part. But for Atsuro, it's just going from one world of monsters to another world of (less likely to eat people) monsters.]

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[gardentrainer]

Legendary means remarkable enough to be famous or very well known or described in, or based on legends. So using the definition itself, we can assume that it's a Pokemon that is famous enough to be written in lore and legend. It's probably so rare that most people aren't even sure it exists, and if it exists, it probably exists as a singular entity.

At least the books I've read that include Legendary Pokemon speak as though they don't have multiple instances of them like most of the Pokemon we own.

Are you trying to catch one?

[konpeitoqueen]

Exactly! It's strong with its own culture, backbone, and a completely different world from mine.

So why are they still the same in that aspect?! It's too stupid!

[In her world, the only monsters are themselves- and there's no Personas involved. She'd probably not last a day for the mere reason she won't know how to work a COMP.]

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[konpeitoqueen]

[Oh hey, it's you again! Saionji's finding Jade's kindness a bit suspicious, even against her tongue-lashings, but eh.] Catching one sounds good! Once I get all the badges and all my Pokémon are strong, I'll go looking! [It's an ambitious plan, but Saionji tells it with a huge grin on her face.]

After all, Legendary Pokémon sound like they're good at picking out the cream of the crop, right?

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[gardentrainer]

[Jade is just actually really nice! Even if she thinks Saionji is kind of a fuckass. But she is patient and she has dealt with angry capslock, so this is not as bad.]

I would guess so! That's why they're legendary.

I think the bigger problem is kind of finding them though. You can probably ask the townfolks around. They might be able to tell you a lot, but I don't know if there's anyone that's ever really seen them or be able to catch one.

[konpeitoqueen]

[She suddenly starts smiling innocently.]

I'll learn how to beat you and your Pokémon up till you have to do your bidding before we do, then!

[imthe_shit]

[ That probably won't be that hard with how much Snake is slacking off, at the moment... ]

Huh. Sure thing, kid. What's your name anyway?

[konpeitoqueen]

['kind of' a fuckass. Then again most people who go through murderschool/island don't always have to end up nice.]

...Well, I have all the time in the world! Plus, they were supposed to live in those towers in Ecruteak, right? It's always possible to call them back! [Of course, Legendaries don't really... work like normal youkai, but Saionji's gonna keep dreaming.]

And there's something called a Master Ball... do you know where to get a Master Ball?

[konpeitoqueen]

Saionji Hiyoko! Don't forget that!

What's yours, then?