❀ 4th Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

VIDEO

[Late in the night of March 10th, an unholy hour for any interaction... this lovely face comes online.

...What is with this girl and terrible network posts...

In any case, her eyes are suspiciously red. Was she crying? Yes, she was. Not anymore, though. She seems pretty okay now. If 'horribly angry' is classified as okay for Saionji at this point.]

This has gone too damn far! This time, when I find out who stole my Lilligant, Nako, even torture won't be enough for you! I'll roast you alive in three different ways and end you every time you come back!

[...Yeah. There's a little pause as she sniffs and her commanding stance falters, but hell no is she crying.] It was my birthday yesterday... uuu... how can you be so cruel...

VIDEO: FILTERED FROM NANAMI CHIAKI

...If the thief wants to own up and stop delaying their punishment, they can find me at Goldenrod Inn. Don't expect me to go easy on you for admitting, though. Otherwise, I would... like... [...POLITENESS HOW DO] ...someone to teach me how to make chocolate cake before March 14th.

[Whew, that was all said in one breath. It was a nicely phrased request, oddly enough- she really needs to learn, okay. There's a pause.] I'll pay you. [Another pause.] And don't say a peep of this to Big Sis Nanami if you want to stay healthy!

ACTION

[And she is, indeed, hanging out in Goldenrod Inn instead of the Danganhouse. Room 142, actually. If you decide you have the patience and sheer courage to teach this kid how to bake, she'll come down and hog an empty spot in the inn's kitchen immediately. The staff are pretty lax...]

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

[SHUT UP BIG BRO ATSURO.]

None at all... her Pokéball is missing, and I don't remember anyone being close enough to me to steal her!

[SUCH MYSTERY. MUCH WOW.]

[babel_hacker]

[MAKE HIM.]

Man...whoever stole her must have really want a Lilligrant or they just hate you.

[WITH THAT ATTITUDE, HE'S NOT SURPRISED. Going to casually check his Pokedex for Lilligrant. If he remembers right, it's harder to find Petilils in Johto compared to Kanto...?]

[konpeitoqueen]

[IS THAT A FUCKING CHALLENGE]

I knew it! They're people out for me, aren't there?! [...That exclamation was partly sarcastic, but, still.] Weeell, I wouldn't be surprised if anyone was jealous of me.

[...wow saionji] They must've caught wind of my particular Lilligant's skill... just goes to show, you can't ever trust anyone with anything.

[babel_hacker]

[...MAYBE]

Oh? Maybe that's it! Especially if it's a hard Pokemon to normally get in their area! Or they don't want to raise up a Petilil up from scratch.

[Or maybe they just don't like Saionji.]

[konpeitoqueen]

That's what I just said!

[...not exactly, saionji...] If you ever see any Lilligant up for show and dancing with more skill than half of this world's population of dancers, it's definitely mine!

[babel_hacker]

[...HE'S AN OTAKU FOR NERD STUFF, HOW CAN HE TELL.]

Got it! And I'll make sure to let you know if I happen to find any dancing or performing Lilligants around. Although, I dunno how I can tell since dancing's not my thing.

[konpeitoqueen]

[FIND A WAY]

...That's true. I guess I can't expect commoners to fully understand the workings of art.

Buuut, if you find a Lilligant who isn't dancing from a Pokémon move but moving extremely gracefully, it's probably her. [...Should she... also... say...] Also, the flower on her head hasn't bloomed yet.

[she means wilted, the flower is fucking dead]

[babel_hacker]

Alright! And maybe she'll respond to her name if I call it out. Nako, right? [Just confirming!]

...It hasn't bloomed yet?

[ISN'T THAT A BAD THING THO. Just wait until Atsuro check on Lilligant's Pokedex entry.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Yep! She just evolved, so it hasn't bloomed.

[BUUUUULLSHIIIIIIIT if anyone finds her and says it's wilted, she'll just bs and say 'must've wilted while she was missing!!!' because letting people know it was already wilted when she evolved is rather incriminating, as much as she doesn't care about what people think of that, she also rather people not take away her prize dancer. She is genuinely working on making it live! Or was.]

[babel_hacker]

Is that so? Then once you get her back, make sure to take good care of her!

[Until he finds out the truth and call her out on her bullshit. After he brush up on his Pokemon knowledge, since there are a whole lot of Pokemon out there.]

So once it's bloomed, it'll look beautiful!

[konpeitoqueen]

Obviously! She's my star dancer, after all.

[EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH] She'll be one of the first, if not the first Buyo dancing Lilligant! So if she got kidnapped, it's probably for that.

[babel_hacker]

Probably! I haven't seen Buyo style dancing or a dancing Lilligant, much less both of them together, before. But I'll take your word for it!

[BUT WHY]

[konpeitoqueen]

[RARITY]

If you watch it, you'll probably just fall asleep, anyway! People these days just can't appreciate them.

[babel_hacker]

Hey, maybe I won't fall asleep! You wouldn't know if I would actually appreciate it or not.

[HE'S AN ADULT NOW MAYBE HE CAN APPRECIATE MORE THINGS okay let's be real, he still like stupid shounen shit more.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Kyahahah! How you say that with such confidence just shows how much of a fool you are.

[welp

She gets really pissed off by people falling asleep during her shows, after all- it kinda stopped happening when an influx of teenage to young adult men started booking tickets to her performances, eyes glued on her. Of course, she knows perfectly well why, but the attention was still nice.]

[babel_hacker]

I'm saying it since I'm willing to give it a try! You can't knock it until you try it and all.

[Or however that line went. wait what is the japanese equivalent]

[konpeitoqueen]

[Vidya lines are suffering]

...Well, if you stay nice to me, I might make an exception and invite you to one of my future performances here!

But if you fall asleep, I'll really have you punished, you got that?! [SHE'S NOT JOKING]

[babel_hacker]

[Japanese to English localisations is suffering.]

Crystal clear, Saionji!

[At least he's honestly curious enough to give it a go. It's not like he have pressing issues to attend to in the future.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[Japanese to English fan translations is suffering. Especially with 3 separate ones.]

Good! I'll try to keep you in mind... though, with a forgettable face like yours, you can't really blame me if it slips my memory. [Yep not letting go]

[babel_hacker]

[Good luck, man. Especially once your entry finally comes out all shiny and localised.]

Hey, I'm not forgettable like an NPC! At least think of me as someone plot important!

[konpeitoqueen]

[Please don't give her a shitty high-pitched weaboo voice please don't give her a shitty high-pitched weaboo voice like Midori Komaki

AND GODDAMMIT ARE THEY DOING THIS AGAIN]

You really seem like either a generic NPC or a cannon fodder for plot device! I'll be so kind to let you take a pick.

[babel_hacker]

[Here's hoping yours isn't as weird to get used to. Spike Spencer got nothing on Atsushi Abe's cooler delivery. As cool as Atsubro can get.

APPARENTLY THEY ARE JFC]

I'll just take the third option and become the main character! [Duh. Hey, his route is essentially "nope, let's do this instead".]

[konpeitoqueen]

[Hey, even their names have 'Atsu' in it!]

There is no 'secret third option', dummy! As if anyone would bring in such a cliche trope into this story. [His route also kinda kills Amane, so nope not following you]

But if you continue being delusional, I guess I can't do anything about it. Your fate will come when it does! Teehee...

[babel_hacker]

[Clearly a perfect casting choice.]

Who wouldn't want a third option? Especially if the other options are just stupid or not good enough! [Hey, maybe she'd wake up again from that soul...coma...thing. Soul dead?]

And it's not being delusional, more like thinking outside of the box! [Now without lockdown time limits!]

[konpeitoqueen]

[YOU CAN'T FUCKING 'WAKE UP' FROM BEING SOUL DEAD]

The box exists for a reason sometimes, you know! I'm not saying creative thinking is bad... but having such an important role is just impossible for you!

There's a difference between 'new ideas' and 'keep on dreaming'.