[And he springs out of nowhere, Tackle-ing Susie's head. It doesn't matter! I'm not weaker because of that, so don't you dare assume it!]

Yeah, this is a game, isn't it? 'Good guys always win' thing. Too bad good and bad is so loosely defined in real life by idiots! But I guess, if there's any merit a children game has, it's a fixed moral system. I don't always agree with it, but it's something most humans can't possess.