❀ 3rd Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

VIDEO

[Who's the most terrible trainer in the world? Saionji Hiyoko, that's who. In any case, she's staring at the video screen, a Vaporeon sitting on her lap. And both of them looked pissed as hell.

Hey, it's not like Saionji didn't even notice Naoryuu was gone!... Okay, yeah, she didn't. But that doesn't change the situation right now.]

When I find out who took my Eevee and forcibly evolved him into a Vaporeon when I wanted an Umbreon, I'll have you publicly stoned! Since execution isn't an option here, I'll have to do with torture. You won't get away with this, slimy pig!

[And, video off.]

ACTION

[Said Vaporeon is currently paddling in the large pond behind the Gym in Violet City. Saionji is sitting at the edge and pouting. Her Petilil is hopping up and down the road bobbing sweets and biscuits on its head from... god knows where to Saionji, but always ends up having to go back to town for more because it gets splashed in the face and dragged into the water by the Vaporeon frequently. Saionji doesn't seem to care much.

...Approach?]

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

Yeah, I should've expected someone like you couldn't answer me.

[konpeitoqueen]

Keep the titans out? Shouldn't you be building walls to keep them in?

[konpeitoqueen]

Do you want me to repeat myself? Your face looks like one that would spew out nonsense without a second's thought!

[konpeitoqueen]

Do you have anything to contribute to this world? Anything that proves you're above me and therefore can say whatever you want?

That comes as a surprise to me- I could've sworn you're just as low as the dirt under my shoes. And as if you're capable of anything worse than a little prank if you can't even walk your plans through.

[bertall]

They were only built about a hundred years ago when they first started appearing, but by that time humans were already almost extinct.

[konpeitoqueen]

Oh. Tough luck.

[Extinct so fast, though... they sound primitive, sure, but seriously? That must take a lot of monsters.] ...Wait, if you guys can't build helicopters, how can you build walls so big they could keep monsters like that out? Don't most forts keel over eventually?

[pipers_son]

Well, ya don't have a clue either.

[konpeitoqueen]

But you've been here longer, so you have no excuse.

[pipers_son]

Me bein' here fer a few months more ain't gonna make me a scientist, Hiyo.

[konpeitoqueen]

But you should know more about Pokémon!

[...Crickets.] Whatever, I'd figured it would be a waste of time, talking to you. See you, or hopefully not!

[Turn off the Gear?
>Yes
>No]

[enjoymyatelier]

[CCCCCCCCCCCCC:]

They likely only targeted you because you made things easy for them.

Believe me, I'm well aware of what happens when you let your guard down.

[konpeitoqueen]

Shut up! I know they targeted me because I had a Pokémon who could evolve through a stone! Don't make stupid assumptions, pig!

[Kayneth may be happy to see Saionji getting distraught.] Yeah, of course you do. Don't let it down around me, then, or I'll make you pay for what you've said!

[copycat]

You're the one who's got problems, y-you jerk!

[crackpotcrocker]

What where you expecting from me?

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course I have things to contribute! Namely, me!

[Does he really have to say anything else?]

And the sssssame can be said of proof that I am above you! I am Cobra Commander, and that is all that needs to be ssssaid! Thinking of me as dirt will only come back to haunt you in the future! After all, both worms and ssssnakes crawl in the dirt, but one of the two is deadly!

[...that probably sounded better in Cobra's head than it did actually saying it out loud.]

[enjoymyatelier]

[CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC:]

...Granted, I do agree that Eevee might be a tempting choice for potential thieves given its unusual potential. Nevertheless, shouldn't that be more of a reason to keep an eye on it?

Hah, if you think that I'll ever consider getting into your general vicinity, you're sorely mistaken.

[konpeitoqueen]

O-oh, was that s-stutter supposed to evoke sympathy? If you can't even say what you want firmly, you can get out of my face.

[konpeitoqueen]

[fuck off u lil shit]

Yeah, I guess your level of pathetic can make even the most useless of slaves feel good about themselves.

Both worms and snakes crawl in the dirt, and I've had experience killing both. [Habu sake is great to make whenever you stop by Okinawa!]

[konpeitoqueen]

Information! You seem like the type of character trope that somehow knows more because they're crazy. Guess I was too generous with my expectations.

[konpeitoqueen]

[DDDDDDDDDDDD:

Why should I have any blame for not planting my eye on my own, rightful property for 24 hours a day?! It's mine, and they infringed on my right!

Keep telling yourself that, this world is only so big.

[copycat]

Ugh no I just slipped my words, from seeing your ugly face. Fine, I'll get out of your face.

[And she hangs up with a huff as soon as those words are spit out.]

[babel_hacker]

[HE PUT OFF HIS TRAVEL PLANS FOR THOSE BE HAPPY ABOUT IT]

My Porygon, Fortran. Now it's a Porygon-Z, so whoever took it evolved it twice.

[lieutenantantichrist]

Yeah, a lot of them are a pain in the ass. ["Suspects have rights, Carter!" "You can't just break into somebody's house and punch them, Carter!", bitch, bitch, bitch.]

Dogs can't dance no matter what color they are.

You serious? That's the most pointless vandalism I've heard of since those hipster idiots went around knitting yarn around stop signs.

[lullabytes]

...Something like "studying evolution" could be an answer, couldn't it...?

But in that case, we should find out where they were stolen from, and when. If it's region-wide or centered in a certain area...that kind of thing.

[bertall]

I wouldn't really know how since they were built before I was born. I don't even know what a helicopter is, I mean, I didn't even know what toasters were until I got here, let alone things like televisions and ah... I read about them recently--trains? They never existed in my world as far as I know.