❀ 2nd Konpeito ❀ [Video]

[konpeitoqueen]

[When the video switches on, she's holding a book- on Pokémon, and sitting in the corner of the Dangan House. There's a paper in her hands, and if you squint, you can make out frantic scrawling in Japanese all over the other side of it, written with a heavy hand- there's imprints on the paper.

Her Mawile is sleeping on the beanbag next to her, and a Petilil carries more books to her obediently. When Saionji takes them, said Petilil goes to bother Ayani instead.] You know... I've been thinking, and... it's so stupidly pitiful.

[A pause. She doesn't elaborate.] ...And what's a legendary Pokémon?

Comments

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[konpeitoqueen]

[...]

I'll enjoy myself, fun is something I get from making others have big reactions and cry, so it'll come hand-in-hand! And anyway, it's not like I have... no friends. I guess I have one ally worth calling a friend.

I just need to wait for her. That's all.

[gardentrainer]

But you don't have to only have one friend. You can make more friends here while you wait for her. Wouldn't that be fun? To have more friends?

[She thinks having a lot of friends is a lot of fun. Just having so many people around is nice. Even if it's scary and overwhelming.]

[konpeitoqueen]

What, getting more friends and surrounding myself in a huge pity party? Pathetic. I won't stoop so low that I actually seek out friends! If they're worthy, they'll come to me.

[Smug look.]

[gardentrainer]

I can see why you have no friends.

[Like, who's gonna think because they're worthy, they should be friends with you?] You have no idea how to make friends at all.

[konpeitoqueen]

That would have more impact on someone who actually cares about not having friends.

If you want to make me feel bad and fall over like a badly-written antagonist as the hero's feet, you're wasting your time, stupid pig.

[gardentrainer]

Oh my goshhhh. I thought I might be pretty bad with people, but this is kind of silly.

Not everyone is a badly-written antagonist or a hero, so I don't even know where that came from!

But you should try to make smarter insults. [Man, she kind of misses Karkat and his weird insults and caps lock.] You can't really call someone a stupid pig when they can do nuclear science. You do know what nuclear science is, right?

[konpeitoqueen]

I'm not saying you're a stupid pig because you don't have general knowledge! I don't care if you can do nuclear science- not that it matters much, because the science scene is running with crooks and corrupted hogs who look down on culture and history.

It doesn't matter how much you know, how well you can do it, and details like that! If you're still naive enough to believe in friendship more than power, or even worse, think friendship is power, you're still stupid.

[gardentrainer]

I'm not naive enough to think it! Where I came from, the only way to get anywhere was through teamwork, but you wouldn't understand because you're too busy acting like a queen and own the place.

I had power before! I could teleport wherever I wanted to and shrink planets to fit in the size of my hand. [She was pretty much a god before she arrived here.] I could do a lot. I flew a battleship through space at the speed of light. Please tell me more about how powerful you are!

You're the biggest idiot here! Acting like people owe you everything because of who you are, but you barely know anything about this place. We don't even know who you are. You're just a really loud and obnoxious girl yelling insults and words. We're only helping you because we want to be nice. If you want to keep treating people this way, no one will want to help you anymore. Not that you would understand when your ego is as big as your hair.

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[konpeitoqueen]

[oh

you

little

SHIT]

You're lying! You're obviously lying! There's no way that's true! I-

2/2 HOW MANY TIMES HAS SHE CRIED IN THIS POST

[konpeitoqueen]

WAAAAAH! YOU DUMB BITCH! STOP SCOLDING ME!

[solid conclusive argument??? nah]

Many a times. Crying the Post.

[gardentrainer]

[Jade would feel bad for making her cry, but Saionji thinks she's scolding her. She isn't. She's just being blunt and honest.]

I'm not scolding you! I'm telling the truth! The sooner you figure this out, the sooner you can maybe avoid people thinking you're a big, mean brat who treats people badly.

impatiently waits for character development opportunity so she can stop crying so much

[konpeitoqueen]

Don't lie, you're scolding me! Shut up, hog! Shut up!

[Any semblance of reason seems to be lost in the midst here. Oops.]

Or maybe she will cry more.

[gardentrainer]

Stop being such a huge baby!!!!!! Telling me to shut up and calling me a hog isn't going to change anything.

[konpeitoqueen]

I'm not a baby! No, no, no, NO!

Just go away! [Turn off the Gear?
>Yes
>No]

[gardentrainer]

You go away first! [So mature. Mature adults, these two.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Fine!

[And it clicks off. RAGEQUIT LEVEL GOES UP]