Pokémon Compendium

[konpeitoqueen]

"why do i always end up on games with monsters who i need to capture in weird high-tech devices"

"shut up saionji"

On Hand
Mawile (Ayani 絢二)
Vaporeon (Naoryuu 直竜)
Ampharos (Farron ファロン)
Froslass (Yuki 由貴)
Swellow (Tsubame 燕)
Skitty (Mineko 美猫)

PC
Bloober (Iyarashii いやらしい)

Fucked If I Know
Lilligant (Nako 菜子)

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Bloober (Iyarashii いやらしい)

[konpeitoqueen]

Species: Bloober (Goomy)
Nickname: Iyarashii (Hiragana: いやらしい Means “Repulsive”.)
Typing: Disgusting (Dragon)

Gender: Fucked if I know (Male)
Ability: Liquid Ooze (Hydration)
Nature: can u not (Sassy)
Characteristic: ew (Alert to sounds)
Obtained: Capture | Route 36 | Level 23 | A dead man Walter | 13/02/14
Level: 23 (+0)

Moves:
fuck off (Tackle, Bubble, Absorb, Protect, Bide, Dragon Breath)

Personality: A rare and mysterious Bloober. Thinks he's a real smart guy. What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror. A Deino walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. You wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's pretty cheesy.

This Bloober is exceptionally badly behaved... and Saionji hates him. She knew she didn’t fucking capture them for a reason dear lord this is not a good state of affairs. Saionji began calling him ‘disgusting’ over and over and… he just… began to respond to that nickname. As… troublesome as he is, the other Pokémon think him extremely interesting, and find his tales of living in the wild and terrible, terrible jokes the funniest things in the world. Really, when you grow up raised from an egg under Saionji Hiyoko, even a random guy like this shit can be your salvation. In any case, Iyarashii (Iya for short) is a groaning, tiresome nightmare for any trainer and well-adjusted Pokémon. Thankfully or not-so-much, Saionji’s Pokémon aren’t well-adjusted.

…Well, Farron is trying to get used to him.

Battle Techniques: Getting punched in the face, multiple times, before responding because as fine-tuned as their senses are, the natural sliminess of Bloobers mean it is a slow-reacting piece of shit. He’s probably going to get really good at taking hits, because Saionji seems to like stepping on his face. Iya is pretty chill with his… teammates, who are admittedly even weirder than him, and would take blows for them if he could slime fast enough.

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