❀ 7th Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action] (Backdated to 13th July morning)

[konpeitoqueen]

VIDEO

[When you open up the video feed, you'll see Saionji's face pressed up really close to the screen. As if she doesn't want to show anything else. You can hear an endless pitter-patter of rain in the background, too. HEY GUESS WHO GOT UNCEREMONIOUSLY SCARED OUT OF HER WITS YESTERDAY? The, ahem, recent events in Goldenrod definitely didn't help to calm her down when that happened. Holy shit.

Now that she's awake, though, it's time to be a good citizen and inform everyone of something odd going on! ...Right?]

Someone, send a search party to look for a dead body in the National Park. Specifically, one that might have been torn apart by birds.

[She's not at Goldenrod yet, so she keeps the message short- which might not be a good idea. Who needs explanations, anyway? She's Saionji Hiyoko, just fucking do it!]

ACTION

[If you're in Route 35 or the general north outskirts of Goldenrod, you might spot a girl with a short bob cut walking in the rain with the most sour expression and a pathetic yellow wax umbrella over her head. She's tucked her (utterly drenched) large yellow hat under her right arm. She normally wears it to conceal that hideous new haircut of hers, but she doesn't want to have even more a headache than she already has.

And when I say she looks utterly miserable, I mean 'her kimono is drenched up till kneelength with mud, she's sniffling periodically and there is dried soil between her toes' miserable.

...Will you approach? She looks like she might bite you.]

Comments

[beholdmydemons]

No, because I don't have nerves frail as twigs. [nyeh.] Well, did you have a Pokemon search about? One or another should find a body if there is one.

[konpeitoqueen]

[ugh wow walter] Excuse me? Once again, you have no right to say that, bitch! [remember your fucking fish incident]

...I had my Vaporeon look on ahead, but other than that, I left the area with them immediately.

[Because they felt scared, and somehow she ended up having a debt to repay to them.]

[beholdmydemons]

[look who's talking!!!]

I guess even shrill little blowhards have good ideas now and then. [because honestly even with pokemon he doubts you could so much as bruise a real threat] Nnh...has anyone volunteered to look for your monster yet?

[konpeitoqueen]

[they just can't go one reply without insulting each other]

Lots of people are asking about it, but no one's got the guts to volunteer. [Read: No one's stupid enough to.] What, do you want to? I bet you'll run away screaming once they make a peep.

[beholdmydemons]

I'll be going to Goldenrod sooner or later, so it's no skin off my back. At the worst it's all in your head and I'll waste an hour... [He rolls his eyes at the accusation.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[If he gets lucky he might catch a peep... but who knows.]

Hah, as if! You'll probably get mauled, seeing how cocky you are... I'll be keeping an eye out for a real corpse, then.

[beholdmydemons]

There's a few miles between being cocky and knowing what you're doing, harpy.

[konpeitoqueen]

What's even this 'harpy' you keep calling me?! If you're going to be childish enough to fling names at me, at least pick something I would know, dummy!

['childish enough to fling names at me' that is the most hypocritical thing saionji has said and she's said a lot of shit]

[beholdmydemons]

[yeah rly]

A screechy little bird-demon that blows far too much air around for how big it is.

[konpeitoqueen]

[With how Saionji literally gave her other-game double a blatant middle finger during the 4th wall, you'd expect her to flash Walter one now.]

Well then, I'd call you a Datsue-ba, but since those hags live near the River of Yomi, I don't think they'd be scared of fish.

[BUT SHE'LL JUST GO WITH THAT]

[beholdmydemons]

[......??? wtf your insult game is horrible, he doesn't look like an old woman]

That doesn't even...all right, I'll humor you, what's the resemblance?

[konpeitoqueen]

[WOW SHUT UP!! IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE!!!]

Because you're as stuck-up as granny about all your dumb 'high and mighty' beliefs!

[And-- actually, that legitimately came out of nowhere. Sorry for the sudden ~family drama~, Walter.]

[beholdmydemons]

[uhhhhhhh]

That's...a new one. "High and mighty" is about the last thing my beliefs have ever been called. [Heretic? Yeah. Disgraceful? Sure. But that came out of left field.

If there's family bullshit being referenced, it flies over his head; "granny" could easily just be the hellish hag in question.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[Saionji has a ton of issues she never talks about, but wants people to acknowledge when she finds it useful. Or painful. You know, those kind of people.]

Exactly! You just care about what you believe in, selfish pig, without bothering about other people! [lmao the projection is still strong here]

[beholdmydemons]

It sounds to me like you're describing yourself.

[konpeitoqueen]

Just another sign you don't even know what you're talking about!

[it's true

she's always been the monster she hated]

[beholdmydemons]

[guess who has two thumbs and is thoroughly done with this shit]

I'll have a look for your monster. And the corpse. No need to thank me.