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konpeitoqueen) wrote2014-07-14 05:35 pm
konpeitoqueen) wrote2014-07-14 05:35 pm
❀ 7th Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action] (Backdated to 13th July morning)
VIDEO
[When you open up the video feed, you'll see Saionji's face pressed up really close to the screen. As if she doesn't want to show anything else. You can hear an endless pitter-patter of rain in the background, too. HEY GUESS WHO GOT UNCEREMONIOUSLY SCARED OUT OF HER WITS YESTERDAY? The, ahem, recent events in Goldenrod definitely didn't help to calm her down when that happened. Holy shit.
Now that she's awake, though, it's time to be a good citizen and inform everyone of something odd going on! ...Right?]
Someone, send a search party to look for a dead body in the National Park. Specifically, one that might have been torn apart by birds.
[She's not at Goldenrod yet, so she keeps the message short- which might not be a good idea. Who needs explanations, anyway? She's Saionji Hiyoko, just fucking do it!]
ACTION
[If you're in Route 35 or the general north outskirts of Goldenrod, you might spot a girl with a short bob cut walking in the rain with the most sour expression and a pathetic yellow wax umbrella over her head. She's tucked her (utterly drenched) large yellow hat under her right arm. She normally wears it to conceal thathideous new haircut of hers, but she doesn't want to have even more a headache than she already has.
And when I say she looks utterly miserable, I mean 'her kimono is drenched up till kneelength with mud, she's sniffling periodically and there is dried soil between her toes' miserable.
...Will you approach? She looks like she might bite you.]
[When you open up the video feed, you'll see Saionji's face pressed up really close to the screen. As if she doesn't want to show anything else. You can hear an endless pitter-patter of rain in the background, too. HEY GUESS WHO GOT UNCEREMONIOUSLY SCARED OUT OF HER WITS YESTERDAY? The, ahem, recent events in Goldenrod definitely didn't help to calm her down when that happened. Holy shit.
Now that she's awake, though, it's time to be a good citizen and inform everyone of something odd going on! ...Right?]
Someone, send a search party to look for a dead body in the National Park. Specifically, one that might have been torn apart by birds.
[She's not at Goldenrod yet, so she keeps the message short- which might not be a good idea. Who needs explanations, anyway? She's Saionji Hiyoko, just fucking do it!]
ACTION
[If you're in Route 35 or the general north outskirts of Goldenrod, you might spot a girl with a short bob cut walking in the rain with the most sour expression and a pathetic yellow wax umbrella over her head. She's tucked her (utterly drenched) large yellow hat under her right arm. She normally wears it to conceal that
And when I say she looks utterly miserable, I mean 'her kimono is drenched up till kneelength with mud, she's sniffling periodically and there is dried soil between her toes' miserable.
...Will you approach? She looks like she might bite you.]
[video]
[THIS IS BAD.]
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I didn't actually find a dead body, moron! If I did, I wouldn't need a search party. [Makes total sense, right?
This guy looks like a tool, so sorry, you get the insulting treatment. Whoops.]
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But you're implying there's one! That's good enough for me!
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So, you're the kind of person who takes implications seriously, huh?
[Hagakure, she just asked a relatively chill question- if you just bow out of this conversation and never reply, you can get out of this mess-]
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Not all of 'em, but implications about dead bodies in a place where we're not supposed to be able to die is kind of a big deal, ya know?
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DECISIONS, DECISIONS.]
But you know, this place is weird... they say we can't die, but we have no idea how we arrived in the first place. Who's to say we can trust what's been happening so far won't change suddenly, like how people who've been here for years disappear in the blink of an eye?
[She's decided to terrify him.] Not to mention how odd the locals are! Have you noticed?
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Y-Yeah, I've noticed... And like I was sayin', the no-death barrier could've been lifted! Heaven forbid if it's actually happened. I mean, what if that barrier is what's keeping dead non-natives alive? They'd be dropping like flies all over again!!
[Well this...took a turn, didn't it.
Look he's just really concerned about some of his classmates all of the sudden.]
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But what if the non-natives were never alive? They're so kind, and open to strange people intruding their homes from all the worlds you can think of... have you ever met a whole country of people so hospitable?
There must be something else going on! What if they're really just forced to be kind? What if they have no mind of their own?
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[Holy shit why would you do this to him Saionji-chi.]
I mean it's pretty nice that they're so chill with us but if they're zombies that kinda changes things. 'cause like, what if they're suddenly not brainwashed anymore?
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Well, if they're suddenly not brainwashed- I'm sure you come from a world with humans, riiight? They never seem to change, even if the universe that surrounds them does! So if they stop being brainwashed, you can expect them to drop all this 'hospitality' and, in the best case scenario, just discriminate against outsiders like us.
[Willing to call herself an 'outsider' is already an improvement. Yeah.] Worst case scenario? Maybe they'll use their Pokémon and superior experience compared to us in order to kill us all! Teehee!
1/2
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And why are you even laughing at the possibility of homicidal un-brainwashed zombies?! That's some serious crap!
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Because only an idiot would actually believe that. [...Or that.] Anyway, if it's really true, they'll probably kill us. Haven't you heard of the Crusades, or the genocides riddling the world? People are always hostile to those who just aren't the same! They're so weak and feeble-minded, their horde mentality leads to disruption and chaos.
As I said, humans never change.
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[What just happened.]
This just got deep in a way different direction. I dunno, d'you really think they'd be that quick to off us? Like I said, it's not like we're doing anything bad here.
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Oh, they won't ever need a good reason for it. We just have to be different. When people commit genocide back home, you can rarely say the victims were doing anything bad, right?
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[Nnnngh this is so messed up to think about.]
I guess we'll just have to hope they don't go all insane on us. Man...