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Saionji Hiyoko ([personal profile] konpeitoqueen) wrote2014-07-14 05:35 pm

❀ 7th Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action] (Backdated to 13th July morning)

VIDEO

[When you open up the video feed, you'll see Saionji's face pressed up really close to the screen. As if she doesn't want to show anything else. You can hear an endless pitter-patter of rain in the background, too. HEY GUESS WHO GOT UNCEREMONIOUSLY SCARED OUT OF HER WITS YESTERDAY? The, ahem, recent events in Goldenrod definitely didn't help to calm her down when that happened. Holy shit.

Now that she's awake, though, it's time to be a good citizen and inform everyone of something odd going on! ...Right?]


Someone, send a search party to look for a dead body in the National Park. Specifically, one that might have been torn apart by birds.

[She's not at Goldenrod yet, so she keeps the message short- which might not be a good idea. Who needs explanations, anyway? She's Saionji Hiyoko, just fucking do it!]

ACTION

[If you're in Route 35 or the general north outskirts of Goldenrod, you might spot a girl with a short bob cut walking in the rain with the most sour expression and a pathetic yellow wax umbrella over her head. She's tucked her (utterly drenched) large yellow hat under her right arm. She normally wears it to conceal that hideous new haircut of hers, but she doesn't want to have even more a headache than she already has.

And when I say she looks utterly miserable, I mean 'her kimono is drenched up till kneelength with mud, she's sniffling periodically and there is dried soil between her toes' miserable.

...Will you approach? She looks like she might bite you.]
ardent: (And turning all against one)

...okay, how did my notifs just

[personal profile] ardent 2014-07-21 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Let's be honest, as long as your face is doing something he's likely not going to know the difference, Ishimaru can't read a room for shit.]

What were you doing out in the National Park so late? You should be more careful!

[That probably isn't the point, son.]
ardent: (A mob jumps to their feet)

[personal profile] ardent 2014-07-22 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be useful once I'm sure you're okay! For all I know you were kidnapped and dragged out there!
ardent: (And now you steal away)

[personal profile] ardent 2014-07-22 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[.................................I'm sorry?]

A few weeks too late for what?
ardent: (And turning all against one)

[personal profile] ardent 2014-07-22 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[If this is calm, he's got some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you.]

You're the one who said it! What happened, Saionji-kun?
ardent: (And as you step back into line)

[personal profile] ardent 2014-07-22 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
So something did happen...

[That seems to calm him a little - very little, really, but this is Ishimaru we're talking about.]

...You can tell me, you know.
ardent: (And no one even knew)

[personal profile] ardent 2014-07-22 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[...uh.]

What does that have to do with anything?