❀ 6th Konpeito ❀ [Anonymous Text]

[konpeitoqueen]

let's say A is anyone and B is someone who treats A terribly by society's standards

which is dumb to follow but for the sake of argument

so B gets into trouble and by A's point of view they've done nothing but horrible things to them

and A still helps B out of trouble without any way of using the situation to make them 'owe one' or blackmail

what exactly could A be thinking?

[...Saionji is not very good at all this anonymous business.

What's up with all this, though?]

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[konpeitoqueen]

[Must be a great story to tell at parties, huh.]

i know

i was one of them

[And- jesus what did she just type]

i might not leave the house for some time

[artificialrose]

Oh no! I'm so sorry that I couldn't help you somehow.

Is there anything you want in Goldenrod? I'll buy it for you and send it to your PC. You poor thing.

[konpeitoqueen]

[yes good baby her spoil her

the plan was actually just to spill out her woes for once but this works too]

someone's going to take advantage of you if you always offer to help so readily Big Bro Garry!!

but i could do with a box of konpeito

[...]

is it possible to find a nice blonde wig?

[artificialrose]

If it's for someone I care about, then I don't mind if I'm taken advantage of!

I'll do my best to find konpeito, but I can definitely find a good wig! I promise I won't go for anything cheaply made. They're positively dreadful.

Did they do something to your hair, Saionji?

[konpeitoqueen]

you really have a bleeding heart too, you know that?

but thanks! i've seen many stage wigs before, for kabuki dance and some shin buyo performances... so many of them are matted and full of creepy-crawlies, you'd think they fished them out of the trash!

[Um, as for that-]

they cut some of it off. [NOT GOING INTO DETAILS]

[artificialrose]

I know. [His big fat weakness.]

They really are scum of the earth then, robbing a girl of some of her hair. Well, if you'd ever like, maybe I can help fix your hair into something you like if there are times you don't want to wear the wig. Short hair isn't for everyone but there are ways to make it bearable until it grows back.

[konpeitoqueen]

[...Garry...] i'll have to watch out for both you and Ib at this point!

and they are!! (╬⓪益⓪) i can't wait till the police finds them and i get my hands on them... considering they're even caught. they could even be replying to this post right now and i wouldn't know, ew!!!

will you really do that for me, Big Bro Garry?

[artificialrose]

[They really do need someone to balance them out, sob.]

I hope we won't cause too much trouble for you then, ha ha.

We'll just have to cross our fingers and hope the police find them! Keeping an eye out for anything else suspicious might help too.

Of course! There are definitely some cute short hair styles we could figure out together for you.

[konpeitoqueen]

[Why Saionji, though? Of all the people?]

well, i guess i could let you help me with my hair. but if you tell anyone what they did, i'll string you up and post all your nastiest bits online!

[...okay yeah she still hasn't changed much]

but thanks, big bro!

[artificialrose]

[Because bad life decisions, apparently.]

[Also Saionji no]

I already told you something I've kept secret, it seems like it wouldn't be smart to try and spread one of yours...

But it's no problem.