I was thinking that if you apologized for being a goddamn brat, I might tell you the one thing that'll keep you from smelling like a garbage dump for a month.
[His grip on the phone gets white-knuckled.] You don't just run around calling people fucking pedophiles, kid!
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[His grip on the phone gets white-knuckled.] You don't just run around calling people fucking pedophiles, kid!