[THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SAIONJI WOULD GIVE IN TO THAT URGE IMMEDIATELY]

Ehhhh?! How dare you! My Pokémon was stolen, I'm the victim here! And besides, just because they could take something from me doesn't mean I'm not capable of punishment- so there!

For all I know, you're the thief and trying to cover up your tracks by talking to me!