There's a big difference between what the majority of people call 'friends' and actual allies. [Don't disagree with her or else she'll actually start rambling off again, child.]

But I don't want to call you Jimmy! [Pout.] Two-Shoes, though... like goody-two-shoes... whoever named you must've had some foresight towards how easily you'd be toyed with. It does have a ring to it.